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Little ants that crawl into your ass and make it itch. When you scratch them, they make your fingers smell like relish. (From the Trailer Park Boys live show)
"Well Ricky, you may just have a bad case of ass ants", said Bubbles.
by SixOfDLoC January 14, 2011
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