when your ass explodes
I was takin a shit last night and i had an asplode.
"Your Head Asplode"
Used satirically in a Strong Bad E-mail as an example of poor Japanese to English vide ogame translation.
Strong Bad's head: Your head a splode!
v. to self-combust or become structurally compromised in a most likely spontaneous manner
Strong Bad: Your head asplode.
verb (asplode, asplodes, asploding, asploded; n. asplosion, asplosions)
A mixture of an explosion and implosion, usually affecting only a person's head, though anything is subject to asploding.
It is a spontaneous and violent act, though usually its effects are only temporary, restoring its victim to continue normally or asplode again. An asplosion may occur if a person is overwhelmed by current circumstances, or if the existence of an object must suddenly cease to exist.
Most comical attacks such as a Shoop Da Whoop
will cause an asplosion, but it itself functions as an attack either by suicide asplosions or declaring something else to have asploded.
"Fire the proton torpedoes in the exhaust port to make the Death Star asplode!"
"IMMA FIRIN MAH-- Oh no I swallowed my las--" *asplodes*
"In A.D. 2101 war was beginning." *universe asplodes*
1. What happens to your head when it is hit by a perplexing geometric figure.
2. The catch-phrase of Strong Bad Zone
Your head a splode.
Slang for "explode" or "(has) exploded". This is more dramatic than "explode", and it usually implies a comic value. Originated on Homestarruner.com in the Strong Bad Zone or possibly on Neopets.
World War 2 has ended. Hiroshima a splode.
To explode in a particulary amusing and inopportune way.
Bob: Jeffery, I need you to fill in the reports on the- *Asplode*