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assplash 

The splashing of toilet water against the anus and buttocks as a result of heavy stools or Explosive diarrhea
While sitting on the shitter, I squinted in disgust as the assplash licked at my rear.
assplash by Dr. Roid September 11, 2004

worth a splash

Used to indicate the attractiveness of a female by whether you'd give her a facial or not.
Hey Sandy, look at her she's worth a splash
worth a splash by VeeTwin November 29, 2007

asslashed 

Asslashed is a unexpected nasal sensory attack and injury to one's neck movement in disgust to someone’s foul ass gas making them nauseated. Symptoms include verbal disgust, immediate evacuation of the vicinity of the person smelling such, feelings and/or actual vomiting, , noticeable change in one's candor and/or appearance from pleasant to disgusted.
The ass gas that came out of Richie's was so foul, gross, and repulsive, that I got asslashed.
asslashed by SWROBERTS August 12, 2018

aslashia 

When you are really enthusiastic about something, but do not know everything about it because you are busy enjoying the aspects you know, or are lazy/busy enough to keep on procrastinating.
Friend: Dude! I thought you are a hardcore Sia fan, how do you not know LSD?
Me: Heard about it, but kept on procrastinating.
Friend: A classic case of aslashia.
aslashia by LukkhaSecy February 18, 2021

make a splash 

drop a deuce, spray some mud, take a dump
A man waiting for an open stall in the men's room might announce: "Come on man, hurry up, make a splash!"

Making a splash 

When your boy makes a splash
What would you do if you started making a splash?
If I started making a splash? Shi... I'd ride the wave!
Making a splash by hadicya September 5, 2025