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v. to self-combust or become structurally compromised in a most likely spontaneous manner
asplode by Daniel Webster December 30, 2004
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To explode.

Used satirically in a Strong Bad E-mail as an example of poor Japanese to English vide ogame translation.
Strong Bad's head: Your head a splode!
asplode by Crovax of 404 December 19, 2004
verb (asplode, asplodes, asploding, asploded; n. asplosion, asplosions)

A mixture of an explosion and implosion, usually affecting only a person's head, though anything is subject to asploding.

It is a spontaneous and violent act, though usually its effects are only temporary, restoring its victim to continue normally or asplode again. An asplosion may occur if a person is overwhelmed by current circumstances, or if the existence of an object must suddenly cease to exist.

Most comical attacks such as a Shoop Da Whoop will cause an asplosion, but it itself functions as an attack either by suicide asplosions or declaring something else to have asploded.
"Fire the proton torpedoes in the exhaust port to make the Death Star asplode!"

"IMMA FIRIN MAH-- Oh no I swallowed my las--" *asplodes*

"In A.D. 2101 war was beginning." *universe asplodes*
asplode by TerraGamerX March 10, 2009

epicosity asplosion 

A great explosion caused by a person's epic-ness.
When Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the air, it caused an epicosity asplosion.

Asplundh 

1)Following anal sex, if the penis is removed too quickly, the suction may cause poo to splatter on the pitcher.

2)A song about elevators.
"Oh man, she asplundhed you? You must have pulled out too fast!"
Asplundh by skunchbox October 7, 2008

Asplosion 

1. Noun - An explosion or implosion. Contains heavily ninja connotations.
Verb - Aplode
Adjective - Asplodey/Asploded
"Your head aplode!" (aplode is the verb, asplosion being the noun) (common phrase - implies asplodee viewed something far too awesome for their tiny cranium)
Asplosion by A Shadow March 29, 2009