Aspiring basics. Girls who don't have the means to live as basic bitches, but want to. Sadder than
"Oh man, check out the aspic in the imitation Uggs. She keeps a Starbucks cup, but fills it for free at the office"
by billmax January 19, 2015
The gelatinous, stretch-mark-laced, jiggly mass of cellulite (often created or exacerbated by multiple pregnacies) that you unfortunately witness bouncing around the belly buttons of middle-aged women who refuse to grow up and wear high-enough jeans and long-enough t-shirts.
Don't look now. Your mom's aspic is out.
by b what u r September 19, 2007