noun & verb. The act of asphyxiating oneself close to death whilst masturbating for the thrill of it. A fetish that can sometimes go a little too far by accident, leading to death.
Derived from "asphyxsia" and "wank" (British term)
Derived from "asphyxsia" and "wank" (British term)
The Conservatives cannot effectively comment on corruption, since they became the party of cash-for-questions, the extramarital affair and the fatal asphyxiwank
by Dijital-JB May 8, 2006
We knew who he supported he was a asphyxiwanker...
by Westhamdickie April 25, 2016