Aspergistan

A magical place. Aspergistan refers to the state of being so unbelievably stoned on cannabis that one cannot function socially and thus must retreat to a comfortable space, which is then designated as “Aspergistan”

Chad: Yooooooo that bong hit took me all the way to Aspergistan!

Aspergistan by weenschnitz August 24, 2021

aspergsions

False or misleading charges that somebody has Asperger's Syndrome, meant to harm someone's reputability

<eggonlegs> heh
<eggonlegs> just got banned from #letsplay
<eggonlegs> by jawbroken
<Specineff> why
<eggonlegs> I just went in and cast aspergsions on people
<eggonlegs> arbitrarily
<Cukel> :-D

aspergsions by eggonlegs October 16, 2010

Asperagus Syndrome 

A condition wherein everything you do smells like asperagus pee and you don't uynderstand why it's funny.

Hahaha Dude You stink like slimy green vegatable pee! Get it????....... C'mon whats up with you dude? You got Asperagus Syndrome or somthin'?

Asperagus Syndrome by Websters Merriam August 17, 2011

asperusge 

adj: to describe an event or occurrence that is normal or not out of the ordinary.

Asperusge, John is running late to work.

asperusge by RogueRuler July 14, 2015

Aspergas

A loud stinky explosive fart

He aspergased and everyone had to leave the room

Aspergas by Finnstinks April 26, 2026