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The most over-rated and ridiculously expensive ski resort in colorado. Home of the snooty, fur coat, fur boot and leggings wearing yuppies. A place where PETA would have a hay-day. Where everything is ridiculously over priced and even the fast food dollar menu is $1.50. The main attraction of the resort is celebrity-watching and shopping at the designer stores. The only good time to go is during the infamous X-games which brings in normal people who actually ski and snowboard instead of going to look pretty in fur on the mountain. Also a term to describe somebody who is snooty or wearing too much fur.
That woman with her 20 facelifts and breast implants is so aspen.

I went to aspen this weekend and now I cant even afford food for a week.
by lareila February 07, 2007
 
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an awesome girl who is always joking around and having a good time. everyone loves to be around her. also somewhat of a pimp when it comes to the boys.
oh man aspen told me the funniest joke i was laughing for hours!

boy 1: "uhh me and aspen 'hung out' last night"
boy 2: "no way! we 'hung out' earlier today"
both: "oh man she's such a pimp! she 'hung out' with both of us!"
by awesome_sauce August 25, 2007
 
2.
A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano.
Lloyd: So where are you headin'?
Mary: Aspen.
Lloyd: Hmmm, California! Beautiful!
by Chit May 10, 2007
 
3.
The prettiest little ski town in North America. Home to Buttermilk, Snowmass, Highlands and AJAX. The town where the rich and poor come to ski in the day and drink in the night.
up a mountain down a beer in aspen colorado
by osovogue June 28, 2005
 
4.
Aspen is a name for a gorgeous girl with beautiful hair, in which everyone cherishes her name for being named after the most celebrity-liked place in the world. She is clumsey and often makes mistakes, but in the end she is loved and appreciated because she is open minded and helps people who is going through a hard time. Her name is uncommon, but is beautiful and makes herself original.
David: Hey, did you hear about that Aspen Chick?
Taylor: Yeah, she is that girl who is named after a city in Colorado, right?
David: Yeah, she helped me get through that problem i had in June.

Taylor: Yeah, i heard she has helped a lot of people.

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Therapist:Why are you here?
Jay:I dont know. Im not supposed to be here because Aspen helped me with my problems. But thank you anyways.
Therapist: Dangit! That Aspen girl is taking all my patients!
by AwesomeColors December 28, 2009
 
5.
A very nice, beautiful girl who can make you laugh and feel happy. you will have a lot in common with this girl and would be a fool to let this friend slip away. it is very hard not to get lost in her eyes.
good afternoon miss Aspen.
by MarioOnGameboy January 14, 2011
 
6.
Amazing cute girl thats fun to talk to :D. Can easily become a great friend and doesn't take long to trust her.
Wow....I has an aspen :DD
by kljgnkrjengoern March 31, 2011
 
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The sweetest ski town in the WORLD! don't belive the people who call all aspnites animal haters- they not. They are lucky people -rich or poor- to live in the most beautiful enviorment and they do not take it for granted. Although rich snobs live there, so does the average middle class american familys. & They all blend toghether in such a glorius, wonderful way. + they all share several great loves.......skiing, snowboarding, rafting hiking and more!!! . Plus the skiing is so sick! So if you want to pick on a town where only rich snobs live attack the Hamptoms! God bless Aspen.... God bless you all. :)
by SP&Iv August 24, 2009