What you get when you eat a lot of asparagus and go take a pee and it smells like bad asparagus.
I ate a 1/2 pound of asparagus last night and I still have asparagus dick.
by golfpunk500 October 10, 2011
Top Definition
The act of tying dicks together with a rubber band to resemble a bundle of asparagus.
asparagus dicks, figure it out
by SpitOnMyDIK May 20, 2015

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