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as soon as you get in bed and wake up in the morning you have an erection that wont go away. dude:hey are you asleep?
other dude:nah i can't i got this b-boner that wont go away |
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| 16. | Fall Asleep Trick | ||
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The old fall asleep trick was born in del val. It's when you and your companion have had a couple of drinks and you trick your companion into wanting to fuck you more by walking away from a party and fake falling asleep, this causes your companion to get horny and follow you and hook up with you. Dude i got that slampig to hook up with me when i used the old fall asleep trick.
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| 17. | adult swim | ||
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Not a damn cartoon show. more for the adults that actually have a life and a swimming pool. adult swim is the act that takes place after all the kids are in bed asleep, and the beer has been flowing. hey baby the kids in bed asleep. you ready to head out to the pool for a little adult swim?
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| 18. | Lying in Wake | ||
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May 17, 2009 Urban Word of the Day
When a spouse or girlfriend/boyfriend pretends to be asleep when you get home after a late night out, so they can tear you a new one when you wake up. I tried to slip into bed last night without Megan noticing, but it turns out she was lying in wake. She told me this morning when she was chewing my ass.
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| 19. | shit rape | ||
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V. To engage in the act of rape by taking a shit then raping the victim with it. Sergeant Steamer: "Please tell me Ma'am, what exactly happened to you last night?"
Shit Rape Victim: "Well, I was sound asleep in bed, and I was awakened by the strong smell of feces. When I turned from my side there was a man standing over me, holding a piece of shit approximately 6 to 7 inches in length. He then told me to be quiet or he would hurt me severely, so I did as he said. He then tied me up, and began inserting the piece of shit in my vagina, my asshole and then in my mouth....until he became so excited that he came all over my face." Sergeant Steamer: "Can you identify the piece of shit that violated you in the line up we've assembled?" Shit Rape Victim: "I'll try my best, but it was dark in my room, and I didn't get a good look....maybe if I was able to smell them too, I could easily identify this perpetrator." |
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| 20. | Bed Gypsy | ||
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A person who roams the bed, sporadically or habitually, awake or asleep. Leslie: Sweetheart, you kept me awake last night because you were moving around so much.
Dan: I just couldn't get in the zone, sorry for being a bed gypsy. |
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| 21. | creepy uncle | ||
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when a gentleman secretly masterbates while the female partner is asleep in bed, using her ass, face or just overall naked body for mind material to help ejaculate. Last night, this girl passed out naked in my bed so I gave her the creepy uncle and wiped my hands on her socks.
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