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Ariella: did he feel you up?
Leah: well no not really, but my shirt was totes askew ;)
by cssswaglol December 28, 2011
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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awry, bewelled, skew, wry
This old watch' hands look askew.
by chicken13 March 24, 2007
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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A fat or overly annoying female Teacher, a bitch
My teacher is an askew, she gives way to much homework.
by Mr.Braun March 26, 2011
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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"You are too much of an Askew - lose some weight" "I can't" "haha"
by Bob209 July 07, 2005
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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