| 36. | Bitch Moment | ||
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A point in time where the word "bitch" is forced to be uttered.usually said quickly in a high pitched voice an with a smack of the gums preceding the word itself.but speed an pitch can vary depending on the moment.sometimes pauses of silence are added for effect.these can occur for multiple reasons.
some such as: 1.a question is asked when the answer has either been just revealed to the asker or is obvious. 2.something is said/done that is some straight up dumb ass shit to say/do. 3.someone speaks to you about something they have no business in speaking to you about. 4.something is said/done that is assumptuos,mean or just doesnt make sense. All of these can be classified as Bitch Moments:
1.*fred talking to badilak on the phone* fred-"man we cant get on the internet.its cut off" badilak-"why what did it say?" fred-"...bitch" 2.*devin walks up to dippin dots stand an points at prices* devin-"how much are your dippin dots?" fred an I to ourselves while laughing asses off-"...bitch" 3.*fred walking through mall* random lady-"you should pull your pants up" fred-"...bitch" 4.*fred an I are loading a bowl* *fred takes the bowl while im doing something else an gets green hit* me-"...bitch!" |
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| 37. | Bitch Moment | ||
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A point in time where the word "bitch" is forced to be uttered.usually said quickly in a high pitched voice an with a smack of the gums preceding the word itself.but speed an pitch can vary depending on the moment.sometimes pauses of silence are added for effect.these can occur for multiple reasons.
some such as: 1.a question is asked when the answer has either been just revealed to the asker or is obvious. 2.something is said/done that is some straight up dumb ass shit to say/do. 3.someone speaks to you about something they have no business in speaking to you about. 4.something is said/done that is assumptuos,mean or just doesnt make sense. All of these can be classified as Bitch Moments:
1.*fred talking to badilak on the phone* fred-"man we cant get on the internet.its cut off" badilak-"why what did it say?" fred-"...bitch" 2.*devin walks up to dippin dots stand an points at prices* devin-"how much are your dippin dots?" fred an I to ourselves while laughing asses off-"...bitch" 3.*fred walking through mall* random lady-"you should pull your pants up" fred-"...bitch" 4.*fred an I are loading a bowl* *fred takes the bowl while im doing something else an gets green hit* me-"...bitch!" |
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| 38. | Presponse | ||
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October 27, 2008 Urban Word of the Day
To respond to a question before it is finished, often confusing the asker. Wendy: So are you avail-
Jimmy: No. (Presponse) Wendy: -ible Monday? (silence) Wendy: Are you? |
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| 39. | Wanna Trade? | ||
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Usually refers to trading nude photos with the asker, ether online or on a phone. Hey girl, wanna trade?
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| 40. | ftw | ||
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"Fuck the What?"
Commonly misinterpreted as "for the win", this simple, yet overly-confused abbreviation, is actually an interrogative sentence. It implies the confusion of the ASKER to the ASKED's initial sentence. ftw
Arturo: "Fuck the &*X#@" Ben: "Fuck the what?" |
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| 41. | anti-bird grille | ||
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A hypothetical device that could be installed over the front of jet engines to prevent the problems associated with birdstrikes. Although such a contraption is completely unfeasible for many reasons, the question as to why it isn't the status quo in aircraft design was asked on Yahoo! Answers no less than 849 times (approximate) during the first week after the Hudson River ditching of an A320. Pending 4chan inclusion, this concept has hereby been nominated as a meme. Asker #125: Why don't they install anti-bird grilles on the front of jet engines?
Asker #338: Putting mesh on the front of jet engines would've prevented the Hudson River ditching. Why don't they do that? Asker #416: Aircraft engineers are stupid for not putting some kind of screen on the front of engines to prevent birdstrikes. Asker #590: Why don't they put grilles on the front of airliner engines to keep out birds? Asker #642: Somebody set up us the screen on front of engine jet? Asker #711: Why don't airliners have anti-bird grilles on the front of the engines? Asker #834: All your mesh are belong to us? Answerer #1: begins shrieking uncontrollably Answerer #2: foaming at the mouth Answerer #3: Relax guys. These inventors are simply too brilliant to search answers for anti-bird grilles. |
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| 42. | fizzdude | ||
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A dumb troll on Yahoo! Answers who got very popular just by acting stupid & filling up answer spaces to make visitors scroll down a lot Fizzdude: Oops
i sharted Y!A Asker: *Blocks |
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