ask for it 

to behave in a way that invites trouble

You ask for it with your attitude about the game.

ask for it by The Return of Light Joker October 21, 2008

ask for Lloyd 

Someone who "asks for Lloyd" is a male homosexual, whereas "asking for Lloyd" is an inquiry about sex with another man, whether or not the curious party is gay or not.

1.
Mike...you dont "ask for Lloyd"...do you?

2.
Guy 1: Umm...is Lloyd here?
Guy 2: He sure is silly buns!

ask for Lloyd by Lloydstalker1 August 7, 2006

ask for contempt 

someone is doing something he/she thinks is important, while others does care or think it's not important

ask for contempt someone is doing something he/she thinks is important, while others does care or think it's not important

ask for contempt by word_study June 20, 2017

Ask for nudes day 

Feb 13 national ask for nudes day where u can ask for nudes and no one can say no

Me:Can u send?
Gf:what no why
Me:it’s national ask for nudes day
Gf:oh oki<3

Ask for nudes day by Pussy fucker 68+1 February 12, 2022

ask for derections 

What Mr. Happy may need to do when attempting intercourse with a really "ample" female.

It's true dat I "like my women big" in dat it means both "more to love" and da definite possibility of larger boobs. However, I do draw da line at da degree of "plus size" if my swollen schlong actually has to "ask for derections" in order to find da chick's love-nest.

ask for derections by QuacksO November 6, 2024

I Didn't Ask For This 

A phrase expressed by video game character Adam Jensen (Deus Ex: Human Revolution) after having received robotic augmentations due to a serious injury.

Used to define tragedies, real or otherwise.

Britney Spear's new single. I didn't ask for this.

New season of Two and a Half Men. I didn't ask for this.

I Didn't Ask For This by DownloadFailed September 21, 2011

Men who ask for Lloyd 

Two or more male homosexuals, or the male homosexual community at large.

"Men who ask for Lloyd will should find a wonderful time at San Francisco's premiere gay bar 'The Pink Dog'"

Men who ask for Lloyd by Lloydstalker1 August 7, 2006