March 5, 2013 Urban Word of the Day
Trying to look for something, an item (anywhere, usually in the house) ..but you can't find it, so you ask your spouse for help. Upon asking your spouse for help, the spouse points to the item that you were looking for, which is usually standing right in front of your face.
After your spouse points to the item you were looking for, and it happens to end up being right in front of your face, you exclaim something like,
"Oh! I must've had a case of Domestic Blindness!!"
If you are well paired with your partner, your spouse will usually LMFAO, together with you.
The plural of spouse.
When talking to my friend I ask, "should our spice come along, or should we leave them at home to do dishes?"
1)A maid that is for banging.
2)One who cooks and cleans without complaining or even talking too much, and then you can have sex with her/him.
Not to be confused with wife/spouse because it is in fact far far better.
Originally used on the hit tv series "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"
Bangmaid, go wash my socks and then suck on this for a while.
Bangmaid, did I tell you that you could come out of your closet?
When I work hard all day, all I ask is that my bangmaid cleans the goddamn house, cook my dinner and lick my balls. Is that too much to ask?
|4.||check in with the chancellor|
To act of advising your spouse or significant other about an event in which you wish to participate in that may be frowned upon. This person, "the chancellor" is able to veto the activity if and when they deem necessary, which is usually always.
"You wanna play cards with us tonight?"
"Yah, but I just have to check in with the chancellor first!"
noun pronounced a.dult.jewl.ry
Jewelry given to a married woman by her cheating spouse. This jewelry is given in an attempt to cloud his wrong doing.
Man 1 : Dude how does your wife never suspect you're cheating on her?
Married Man : Bro, it's easy. After every time, I bring her home some adultjewry. She's so stoked to see diamonds she forgets to ask where I've been.
1.) n. Man who makes less than his spouse.
2.) n. Man who is outshined by his spouse's accomplishments.
You better ask for a raise, you don't want to be a steadman.
A ham radio term for a wife. (x young lady) A girl friend would be a yl (young lady)
Ask your xyl if you can go.