asianicus parenticus 

common domesticated, asian parental creatures commonly found in the asian subcontinent who tend to speak seven decibels higher than normal when yelling (at you) because something happened to your grades).

"Let's go to your house instead because mine has a bad case of asianic parenticus."

"I feel bad for the kid next door, they have asianicus parenticuses"

asianicus parenticus by fing ringer March 10, 2023

Aspanic

If a person is half African or African American and half Hispanic; If you can't tell if someone is African or Hispanic.

"Is Jim of African or Hispanic decent?"

" I have know idea we'll have to call him Aspanic."

Aspanic by Bito/andeits December 18, 2012

Assapanick 

The term used by the local Powhatan tribe to define a flying squirrel.
Assapanick is a mother fucking flying squirrel.

John Rolfe: "ah man, last night was crazy! Pocahontas swallowed my nuts like an Assapanick !"

Ralph Hamor: "So what now?"

John Rolfe: "I'm gonna marry that bitch!"

Assapanick by Str8ChevyChasin December 1, 2019

Asianic 

Term describing a black asian brother

Yo this bhungra club is well amazing i love asianic music

Asianic by Jackir September 27, 2004

asspanic 

Excessive worry about one's body or appearance, especially before a social engagement.

Any frenzied hurry related to inconsequential details in one's appearance.

Realizing his white shell-toes had a fat scuff in them on the way to a date, Roland burst out in an asspanic.

In her reflection off a parked car, Sally noticed her new blouse made her boobs look small and flew into an asspanic about her job interview.

asspanic by Somnambulator September 13, 2007