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a boggling mastermind shonk gorilla stomp baby
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a term used to describe the masters of the art of sexual pleasure. Trained to perfection at all sex positions and sex styles. Whoa! look at those asifs over there! i wish they notice me, my boyfriend is a pussy when it comes to sex
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Its an Arabic name Meaning "Riches" "one with alot of money" my name is asif
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an alternative combination of word and phrase for 'whatever'. When put into use, it can effectively confuse the recipient which in turn gives the speaker the upper hand Charlotte: I win everything!
Chris: ASIF!That's the biggest joke i've heard! |
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Two definitions are often in association with this word. The first of which is a Chump which simply put is someone who bails out on their friends. The second being the Blitz and as coined in How I Met Your Mother involves the "blitz" to leave the group of friends, causing the laws of awesomeness to increase 10 fold. Damn that Asif leaving again... Oh shit Free Food & Hot Chicks today!!!!!
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A wrinkly, tired old man. Doesn't sleep much. Also talks and laughs wayy too much for his own good. Is also a little bit of a perv! Asif needs to sleep really badly!
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to be an ugly piece of shit
someone who can't find a girlfiend someone who is lonely and is disgusting Hey guys, look at that asif sitting in the corner
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