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6. asian penis
a very tiny unit of measurement, approximately 1/5 the width of a human hair.
Dude, we were an asian penis away from hitting that car!
by Richard Munch Nov 30, 2004 share this
1. asian penis
Not all asians have small penis that most people think. Just like some caucasians who have small penis, some asian males do have small penis too. People think asians have small penises because they watch japanese porn and most male actors have small penises so that they dont have to penetrate but "pretend" to. Most of asians have average length penises just like caucasians. Asians like myself have a penis length of 6.1 inch at 4.46 cm circumference; well for me that is.
White girls at my college think that I have a small penis just because I'm an asian but when I showed them my penis, they went "WOW". I bet they're wanting to suck my asian penis now.
2. asian penis
It is a well known fact that the asian penis is substantially smaller than the penis size of every other race. Naturally when voting in a forum such as this website, the asians, which tend to over populate like rabbits will try to sway the vote in their favor thus creating an urban legend. Asians are actually part of a wide spread conspiracy to convience people that "smaller is better" take for example a hotel room, house, or vehicle in an asian country, it is MUCH smaller than that of western nations. They attempt to make everyone believe tht smaller is better when in fact it is inferior. Asians should accept their small penis' and drive home to their small house in their small car and thank whoever invented the dildo so they can please their wives!
All the small penised Asians will get together and try to vote my definition out. But everyone knows that the little asian penis will alway take last place!
3. Asian penis
The smallest brand of penises. As opposed to a black penis, which is the largest.
Some of those Asians have small penises, because an Asian penis is usually small.
4. asian penis
On almost all other academic studies and scientific researches ever undertaken has proven that Asian penises are just as large as Caucasian penises. The average for both are approximately 5.5 to 6 inches. However, Asian men do not stray far from this average, whilst Caucasian men do. For every Caucasian man with a 9-inch penis, there is one with a 3-inch one. And for every Asian with a 7-inch penis, there is one with a 5-inch one. There are more Caucasians with large penises, but there are also more Caucasians with smaller penises, even smaller than those of many Asians. This fact has also been known for a long time, but stereotypes remain widely "accepted."
Hey check out that asian guys' egg roll, now that ain't no spring roll either, but looks like he's packin way more meat and cabbage than I previously thought. Now I know not judge people's penis size by the slant of their eyes. I'm a blond with huge breasts and will strongly consider some asian penis from now on.
5. asian penis
a very thin penis that is shorter then all other races
look at the number 1 answer his asian penis is only 2" in circumfrence. stupid virgin tryna seem cool. sad isnt it
7. Asian Penis
Slang for anything tiny; minuscule; worthless etc.

Asians have the smallest penis' and that is a scientific fact. Smallest in both length and width. Asian men would like you to think there is some "conspiracy" against them, but the simple fact is that they have small penis' and are in denial. Asians make up a much larger percentage of the internet population compared to real life population in English speaking countries so they go on these sites and put their false definitions in and the rest all give them thumbs up/5 starts etc. hoping that uninformed people believe them.

This is from an actual study done in the US in 2006. It shows the average erect penis on an adult East/South Asian man is 3.1 inches in length and 2.9 inches in girth. All other races average out to 5.1 inches in length and 4.4 inches in girth. Every actual study ever done has shown Asian men have the smallest penises of any race, even the biased ones in the past that only included people with large penises. By the way, I'm Hispanic and am not racist, I have Asian friends but you all need to come to reality and start telling the truth. Embrace your small penis'.
Person A: "You want this last white castle burger?"
Person B: "No, it's an Asian penis, so tiny. I would need at least 4 of them in a row to feel satisfied."
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