Person with dumb eyes and doesn't know how to drive
"does that guy even know how to drive?"
"no, he's just Asian"
by asians-with-swag March 26, 2013
What's with all the bullshit about us not being able to drive? Have you been to Asia and seen all the drivers? Damn right Americans, we drive a hell of a lot better than you.
Jim : Who's that driving at 120 and still being able to stay on the road?

Bill : That's an Asian.
by Fuck life. Fuck you. February 12, 2011
Badass!
Have you played that new video game? It's so Asian!
by SethPwns February 20, 2010
Asians are just people from Asia.
I know some can have their ego or can be very annoying. But that's just individual, because not everybody hates asians.
And the jokes about tiny eyes, small penises, bad driving dont make sense, this is just judging about all asians, when it isnt even true, like, have you seen how all asians drive? This is impossible, because there are too many asians to control them. And the penises, even when they are SMALLER, why would you care, are you gay, our sizes is none of your business? And with the eyes, we can see enough. Thinking like this is just fking up the worldpeace. The Asians who think they're cool, and say like Azn4life and put "azn"in their in-game-name, and type with caps and normal letters, are just stupid. But that doesn't mean all asians do that. I've never seen a dutch asian doing that so much, so problably it's only in America,or different on all places, which make you white people or whatever having a bad impression about asia and their people.
Asians exists and you can't do anything about it, except accepting the fact that they exist. In the netherlands the white people problably think way different about asian than you americans. Which is, they're often nicer,that's what i can say by comparing.Maybe they can think the same way, but they're not that sad and pathetic to put the definitions in a dictionary, like what the hell? All this bullshyt just doesn't make sense. Asians are just people from asia, not more. There can be those annoying asians, but there are annoying white people, black people etc. too. So you don't even have the right to say such things about asians, when you can't even correct your own people. Changes start by yourself and then you can change others.

I'm an asian, i know what the rest of them do wrong, you accuse them of being ego, so i didn't become ego, want me to socialize? i'll do it, im an easy going person, so i didnt't do the same, i live like a dutch person, so everyone accepts and loves me the way i am and the way i look like.

We are who we are,
we do what we do,
we live like how we want to live, ego or social,
if you can't accept this, then ignore it.
Like i said, Asians are just people. like the rest of the world. But there are always the ones who act and live on another way.
White guy: Hey asians, chinky people!
Asian: Shut up! Did i say anything about u?.
White guy: Ohh sikee, you're right, i'm sorry.
Asian: It's okay, but i'll chop your head next time.
by geezy123 January 18, 2009
A person who was born in Asia or is descended from an Asian.

SOME ethnicities that qualify as part of the Asian race:

East Asians, including:

* Japanese people

* Chinese people

* Koreans

* Mongols

* Hmong People

Southeast Asians, including:

* Thai people

* Vietnamese people

* Filipino people

* Bruneian people

* Lao people

East Asians typically have thin eyes with a single eyelid (meaning their eyelids have no creases as opposed to a Caucasian). They are pale for the most part and usually have the smaller end of the "size of sexual parts" scale. They are somewhat shorter than the average Caucasian, and usually have high cheek bones. Their hair is more likely to be straight and black.

Southeast Asians typically have thin eyes as well but they are a little bigger than an East Asian's eyes. They are more prone to double eyelids. As you move closer to the equator, Southeast Asians' skin color become darker. They are somewhat shorter than the average Caucasian, but most are taller than East Asians. They may have high cheekbones, and their hair is more likely to be black or brown and straight, but they may have wavy hair.

Popular stereotypes that accompany this race include:

•A- or above academic grade
•Glasses
•Perfect skin
•Race with the most braces (teeth) wearers
•Nerdy
•Obsessed with online gaming
•Strict parents
•Bad drivers

Observations/Studies show that Asians are more likely to become more successful than black, Caucasian, and Latino peoples.
Bobby: Hey, are you Asian?

Dara: Yes, I'm from the Philippines and my mother is from Korea.
by flyxify February 19, 2011
Coming from a Dominican, East Asians are some of the coolest and most under-appreciated people of all time. *cough* KevJumba *cough*.

Here are some characteristics of MOST Asian people: smart, shy, hard-working, loyal, friendly, never reject people, never discriminate people, never complain,soft-spoken, trustworthy, obey rules, and most of all great to hang out with. Plus Asian girls are underrated when it comes to looks. And Asians also have great hair.

But Asian people, as perfect as they sound, also have some negatives. There are alot of Asian-Americans who have been spoiled by American and African-Americanculture and therefore have turned into your typical American: stupid, lazy, loud, arrogant, quick to reject etc.

Your typical Asians biggest flaw is their shyness and their social anxiety torwards non-Asians. My school is about 50% Asian and most of them barely talk at all unless it's to a teacher or another Asian. Once you get to know them though, they begin to lose their shyness and act normal just like all shy people.
There is a reason why Asians are taking over the world and it's because they worked hard for it.
by Witness92 July 25, 2009
People with asian roots simple. People think that all asians get straight A's and let me tell you this is not true most asians can get straight A's but then againg there are some who dont. People say that we have small eyes but if you look at my eyes and say they look small then you're just stupid and you should open your eyes. People say that asians have small penis's well that also is not true because like most people in the world there are some who have big penis's and there are some who have small penis's, asians are no different.

There are also those ignorant people who hate asians and say things like "a bunch of posing fags that pretty much copy what ever white people make. for example, all genres of techno" courtesy of asianhater206

well it maybe true that white people made techno and that we copied them but let's see what white people have copied from asians: paper, gunpowder, oil painting, many medicines, poison, the compass, firecrackers, tea, lanterns, calligraphy, martial arts, chess, pottery, printing, karaoke, most video games, graphing calculators, noodles, soap, acupuncture, cannons, toilet paper, chopsticks, swords, Suzuki, Honda, Civic, Toyota, Yamaha.

so dont say that we're stupid because i copied techno because im also pretty sure you're copying from the person who invented music.
Guy: god i hate asians

Asian: why is that?

Guy: because your kind are a bunch of gay fucking nerds who have nothing else to do but study

Asian: hahaha don't be mad at my race because we're all smarter than your stupid ass
by kino990 August 13, 2010
Asian refers to a person from Asia.

Based on recent surveys the vast majority are total badasses.
John: Hey look that person over there is an asain.
Jim: I like asians.
by FalseFire February 22, 2011

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