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the best vision of them all. exclusive to asians.
asian 1: yo dude check it out i got asian vision, now i can watch 2girls1cup in widescreen mode
asian 2: awesome
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Note: This is not racist. I AM Asian.

n. The theory how Asians have wider and thinner eyes, thus limiting their vision, but widening it at the same time. It has been suggested normal eyes can see more than Asians, and this is still under study at the current time.

I can't see it because I have Asian Vision!
I can watch stuff in wide screen because of my Asian Vision!
by Defiant Blob February 10, 2010
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