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Not all asians have small penis that most people think. Just like some caucasians who have small penis, some asian males do have small penis too. People think asians have small penises because they watch japanese porn and most male actors have small penises so that they dont have to penetrate but "pretend" to. Most of asians have average length penises just like caucasians. Asians like myself have a penis length of 6.1 inch at 4.46 cm circumference; well for me that is.
White girls at my college think that I have a small penis just because I'm an asian but when I showed them my penis, they went "WOW". I bet they're wanting to suck my asian penis now.
by Asian Dude December 17, 2005
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a very tiny unit of measurement, approximately 1/5 the width of a human hair.
Dude, we were an asian penis away from hitting that car!
by Richard Munch November 30, 2004
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Asian penis are just like height. People generally think asian are short but you see there are quite a few or a lot of tall asian (due to large population of asians). So there are some long penises and short penises (mostly short due to poor country, vitamins etc). Although asians which live in MEDC (More Economic Developed Countries), like UK and USA generally have bigger penises. The same rules goes to all races, theres always a big and small. I'm white and asian and people generally think I have a small penis but measuring at 7.5 inches. Since im close to my full asian cousins, we watch porn sometime and the smallest penis cousin I seen was 6.7inches but he was tall 6ft1 while im 5ft10.
Black: Look a asian! SMALL PENIS!
Asian: Cool, im taller and my dicks bigger!
Black: Prove it!
*Asian guy shows his 7inch penis*
*Black guy runs home crying*
Black: I thought asian penis was small :(
by Mr Philo December 14, 2011
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On almost all other academic studies and scientific researches ever undertaken has proven that Asian penises are just as large as Caucasian penises. The average for both are approximately 5.5 to 6 inches. However, Asian men do not stray far from this average, whilst Caucasian men do. For every Caucasian man with a 9-inch penis, there is one with a 3-inch one. And for every Asian with a 7-inch penis, there is one with a 5-inch one. There are more Caucasians with large penises, but there are also more Caucasians with smaller penises, even smaller than those of many Asians. This fact has also been known for a long time, but stereotypes remain widely "accepted."
Hey check out that asian guys' egg roll, now that ain't no spring roll either, but looks like he's packin way more meat and cabbage than I previously thought. Now I know not judge people's penis size by the slant of their eyes. I'm a blond with huge breasts and will strongly consider some asian penis from now on.
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The smallest dick on the planet despite all the lies on urban dictionary.
Asian Penis: Research on average penis size has confirmed racial stereotypes, with Africans coming out on top, Asians at the bottom and Europeans somewhere in between.
by Ic3man July 28, 2013
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A penis of an Asian, the most unfortunate creature on the planet. Asians have always been known for their tiny Johns, many being compared to the likes of tic-tacs. Their small reproductive organs have confused scientists for years as to how they can possibly reproduce. Some have proposed they be introduced as the eighth wonder of the world.
"Oh wow, that's an Asian! Mommy, where do they come from?"
"I don't know John boy, an Asian Penis is so small, they are some sort of conspiracy!"
by I Research Penis Size October 16, 2013
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Slang for anything tiny; minuscule; worthless etc.

Asians have the smallest penis' and that is a scientific fact. Smallest in both length and width. Asian men would like you to think there is some "conspiracy" against them, but the simple fact is that they have small penis' and are in denial. Asians make up a much larger percentage of the internet population compared to real life population in English speaking countries so they go on these sites and put their false definitions in and the rest all give them thumbs up/5 starts etc. hoping that uninformed people believe them.

This is from an actual study done in the US in 2006. It shows the average erect penis on an adult East/South Asian man is 3.1 inches in length and 2.9 inches in girth. All other races average out to 5.1 inches in length and 4.4 inches in girth. Every actual study ever done has shown Asian men have the smallest penises of any race, even the biased ones in the past that only included people with large penises. By the way, I'm Hispanic and am not racist, I have Asian friends but you all need to come to reality and start telling the truth. Embrace your small penis'.
Person A: "You want this last white castle burger?"
Person B: "No, it's an Asian penis, so tiny. I would need at least 4 of them in a row to feel satisfied."
by TruthSayer2000BC January 05, 2010
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