-like to play mario, kirby, and any other video games

-are computer nerds

-like to watch pr0n

-think 1337 5p34k is cool
-like to hang out with others of their kind

-have friends with asian names
-claim to be a different race

-think since they are asian they must be a ninja
-eat asian foods
-have a mother that goes on random rants, not in english
-can't drive well

-are sometimes poor or living on food stamps

-don't have texting and call you at the wrong times

-sometimes are adopted by their grandparents

-have bad mustaches

-could have names like Michael or Koji

-try to use spelling that sounds cute or slurred
-use lots of emoticons
-percussionist
-have asian middle names

-copy your sayings
-like fishing