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8.
One of the worst actors every to grace the screen. Every single one of his roles is exactly the same, the charming moron. Girls like him because he's famous. Girls like Kid Rock because he's famous too. Does that say anything?
They need to stop letting Ashton Kutcher act.
by Darren May 29, 2004
 
9.
An untalented acting monkey, who to some people is actually funny. He has made millions of dollars pulling dumbass, tasteless jokes on celebrities, while simultaneously have either A) having massive ADHD attacks or B) having large seizures. Both performed on a stool.
Child: Mommy, what's wrong with that monkey on the TV?

Mother: He's Ashton Kutcher. And I don't know, Billy. I don't know.
by FightClubber December 29, 2008
 
10.
man-child that that makes a living pulling childish pranks on celebrities
John: Did you see that immature guy back there acting like a 10 year old?

Bill: Yeah, he's such an Ashton Kutcher
by RockStar08 January 18, 2007
 
11.
an effeminate hippie "stick man" who is bangin an old skank gettin some of them Bruce Willis leave-ins
i wouldn't stick my dick in a bowl of Bruce Willis's man-pudding
by ew goo September 04, 2004
 
12.
verb: To take a service and use/abuse it until it's no fun anymore. To fuck an application until it is dead.
Guy 1: Hey man, I'm on Tumblr now.

Guy 2: Watch out it doesn't get Ashton Kutcher'd. Look at what happened to Twitter.

Guy 1: Damn.
by simon_not_garfunkel April 19, 2009
 
13.
A low-talent "actor/model" and ladies man that likes MILFs. From... That 70's Show, Punk'd, and crappy movies.
Ashton Kutcher was scoping out your mom dude.
by deez-nillas September 30, 2003
 
14.
An alternative name for a really chronic strain of marijuana named Kush

Kutcher sounds like Kush

Instances of term used in main stream media:

"Light that Ashton Kutcher"

-Blunt Blowin - Lil Wayne

"Ashin' Kusher" by Kid Cudi
Hurry up and light up that Ashton Kutcher, im tryin to get baked son.

Roll up that Ashton Kutcher bro.
by Pnizzle126 January 22, 2012