Aspergatron 

A guy (but much less frequently, a girl) that has Asperger's Syndrome and has no clue as to how to be socially aware.

What's worse, an Aspergatron does NOT want to improve their social capabilities, simply thinking that it's somehow impossible to be both intelligent and social (false dichotomy, yay!).

Their aspergatronic circuitry doesn't seem to allow them the capacity to be a more well-rounded human being, and thus they get stuck in an infinite loop whereby they think that all that's required for success in life is raw intellect, thereby showing that they're not as intelligent as they thought they were and thus failing at life (and thus withdrawing further into obscure hobbies).

Linux Help Forum:

Regular IT guy: "Hey guys, would you happen to know how to do the following with the 'cut' command"?

Aspergatron: *said in aspergatronic robot voice* "CUT IS NOT EFFICIENT!"

Regular IT guy: "Oh wow, that's really not what I asked for..."

Aspergatron by LemurGuy January 14, 2013

asheru 

Insanely good Underground rapper. D.C native and part of the Unspoken Heard and Blue Black. Unlike most rappers today, his lyrics actually mean something...important. Brings hope to the rap community.

John: You ever watch Boondocks on adultswin?
Mike: Yeah dude, show rocks.
John: True, True, and the theme song fucking rocks!
Mike: Fucking right, that's Asheru spitting that shit.

asheru by Dalty September 10, 2007

asher angel 

the sweetest, most adorable actor of all times. he acts, sings, and contributes to charities. he stars as jonah beck in the disney tv show andi mack, and will play billy batson in shazam

have you seen the new and mack?
yeah, asher angel was so adorable in it.

asher angel by puppygoose February 14, 2018

asherons call 

An excellent MMORPG developed by Turbine and Published by Microsoft.

When it was first released the game was moderately popular for many years and was of much greater quality than Evercamp. It had many brilliant and innovative ideas such as the Allegance System and the Updates which added new content to the game every month. However, the updates were eventually the death of the game as the morons added so many high level creatures to the game that it became to dangerous to walk five feet out of any town unless you were over level 100. What were they thinking?

The Sequel to this game was extremely similir to the original game except that it had slightly better graphics and all the good features were removed. In other words the sequel sucked. Hopefully if there is ever a another sequel to this wonderful game then the developers will have the sense to bring back the original Character system, magic and other excellent features from the original that the last game lacked.

Asherons call is the best MMORPG I have ever played. Although if I had spent a few more weeks with Anarchy Online I might have changed my mind.

asherons call by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007

asher angel 

he is an amazing actor who has a new movie named Shazam. He is also dating Annie Leblanc. He treats her better than Hayden did. no tea no shade. #Ashannie

Asher Angel: *Reads Comment* Pull your hoodie down if Ashannie is real. *Pulls down his hoodie.

asher angel by Ashannie February 19, 2019

Pope Asher 

A great man. A handsome MOthafucka. a tall Mothafucka. 6'11" to be exact. A pope who played in the nba
He will beat your ass. He will dunk on your ass.

Wow Pope Asher is so handsome
Pope Asher dunked on his ass

Pope Asher by JoseMarieOni-Chan23 June 7, 2020

Asperger's Syndrome 

A relatively mild variant of autistic spectrum disorder (ASD), marked by a watered-down version of autistic symptoms (e.g., poor social skills and communication) but perfectly intact language and intellectual abilities, which may range from average to unmeasurable genius. It is often associated with high IQ as their need for logic and often above-average mathematical and scientific skills make them STEM graduates.

Albert Einstein is hypothesised to have had Asperger's Syndrome.

Asperger's Syndrome by Doc_B April 14, 2015