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Chads and Ashleys 

"Chads and Ashleys" is an expression used to refer to the stereotypical group of young guys and girls who are spoiled and rich and live in "lily-white" suburbia. The Chads are known to pop their collars and use excessive product in their hair and use such terminology as "Bro". And an Ashley is a self consumed, fake, ditz who wears too much makeup, spends her daddy's money and uses terminology such as "OMG", "Like, Totally!" and "That's Hot!" and is usually a label whore.
Here is how you will recognize "Chads and Ashleys"
A Chad is the guy at the bar or party who eventually wants to fight everyone to prove that he is in fact a "Bro". Usually believes every girl in the bar wants him and will relentlessly hit on anything with hair.

An Ashley is the girl who is dressed like a hooker in sub 0 temperatures and is falling over drunk but says she's sober. Usually makes her self readily available to every single guy in the bar until later, taking anyone of them home. Then it is typical that she will deny or say that she doesn't remember doing so.

*Both are extremely mentally and emotionally unstable and have delusions of grandeur.

Ashleys hauled 

Getting his ashleys hauled : verb, past tense

To have engaged in discreet adulterous affair via dating site.
His unsuspecting wife encountered his ad on AshleyMadison.com where he'd registered to have his ashleys hauled discreetly.
Ashleys hauled by stevemarvin November 29, 2010

ashleyculver

the baddest bitch to live. you’re the hottest babe ever and people love you so much!
omg that girl is hottt must be an ashleyculver.
ashleyculver by chakcjja x June 1, 2020

Ashleyness 

Natural seeker of truth and connection, strong willed, resourceful, all around beauty, and rejoices in trusting her destiny.
My admirable daughter has a sweet Ashleyness about her, and more!
Ashleyness by Bwyzr January 20, 2023

ashleyasylum 

cookie, cunt, angry pirate, angry dragon

A cookie cunt.
That bitch that works in the bakery is an ashleyasylum.
ashleyasylum by Surrahoe April 25, 2008
a bitchy blonde whore who thinks the less clothing wears, the better she looks. when she IS wearing clothing, it's spandex that squeezes her tits so tight they bulge and look like they're about to pop. she looks nasty, and she's probably got at least 4 different STDs. stay away from these sluts called ashley, especially if you're a guy...she'll give you bad head and you'll most likely end up with herpes.
ew god, look at ashley today...her boobs look more suffocated than ever!
ashleys by haha January 11, 2005