Somebody who always takes things too far!
" you dickhead"

"yeah you cunt" - Woah too far ashley
by jordi2k6 April 19, 2011
an amazingly awesome girl who is amazing in bed, and will blow your mind and your load!! she is the best thing that ever happened to you.. you better make a "|wilson" or a really big jake with this woman.

she is worth your time... effort... and lots of money!!!
good time to be had with this broad!!!

do loads of stretchs before getting in bed with this bitch.
I just had the best night of my life
"you must have been "ashley'ied"
HELLLL YAAAA
by Ashley Jones69 April 02, 2011
A girl who is a slut. She fucks any black man that will have her. She has a Frankensteins monster forehead. She is flat chested and no ass but is all stomach, she looks like a blimp. She lies about everything and steals from people who were supposed to be her friends.
Girl 1: are you still friends with Ashley?
Girl 2: Hell no that whore stole my digital camera and fucked all my brothers.
Girl 1: what a fucking slut.
by Zombiiee April 12, 2013
A girl who is extremely beautiful and very sweet, but sadly dumb as a rock. She is probably actually fairly intelligent but her lack of common sense makes her appear a total dumbass.
Example 1:
"What color are bananas?"

"Stop asking dumbass questions. Who you you think you are, Ashley?"

Example 2:
"I pulled a total Ashley today in English when I spelled 'of' like 'uv.'"
by IonlattsLitalian February 21, 2012
has tinny tits and no ass. trys to get into all the guys pants, shes a pro at that, partys alot and sleeps with everything she sees. not the most awesome mofo you'll ever meet. likes looking at dicks on chatroulete just for fun. not the sexiest girl you'll ever meet, likes it in the ass the most. is a crazy bitch.
boy 1: damn did you see Ashley, i wanna get into those pants because she's easy.

boy 2: that's old news i've already banged that shit

ashley: yeahh you fucked me real hard.
by ashley fucker December 05, 2011
Self-centered. Rarely cares about anyone's feelings but her own. Frivolous with money. Spends money on her own vanity while her debts go unpaid and her dependents lack necessities.
Ashley: I'm sick and tired of my feelings being hurt.

Witness: Why should you care if you know what the truth is?

Ashley: Because MY feelings are the only ones that matter.
by Theblindside71 November 23, 2011
A Female Satyr with big boobs that enjoys swimming and drinking. She is daughter of Nc Sewer Monster and is in love with an Owl. When you see her, beware, she might try to rape you. This is hinted by her facial gesture, which is when her face becomes distored and bares her teeth.
At the party last night, I saw Ashley swimming in the pool and that is when she made her rape face. It was only awkward when she tried to stick her horn in my butt.
by i hate satyrs July 06, 2011

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