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106.
A fat mooch who only makes friends to steal their foot. Watch out! If you get too close, she'll say "ASHUMS HUNGGYYY!" And chase you around til she eats you, and your clothes. She's very ugly and will never get a date
Person- "EWW your such an ASHLEY!"
by adrimoore January 16, 2012
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107.
A Female Satyr with big boobs that enjoys swimming and drinking. She is daughter of Nc Sewer Monster and is in love with an Owl. When you see her, beware, she might try to rape you. This is hinted by her facial gesture, which is when her face becomes distored and bares her teeth.
At the party last night, I saw Ashley swimming in the pool and that is when she made her rape face. It was only awkward when she tried to stick her horn in my butt.
by i hate satyrs July 06, 2011
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108.
a girl who loves to cougar hunt. loves narwhals, rhinos and straight up sober raging by herself. such a boss.

gangster.
Ashley reminds me of a narwhal.

Why?

Cause shes cute and is hood.
by bubba gump 123543423 May 11, 2011
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109.
a girl obsessed with nuggets. sometimes has random bursts of anger and is sometimes quite happy. often enjoys miley cyrus and tends to be bipolar.

but you love her most of the time.
ashley: UGH!!!!! My nugget boyfriend Ben broke up with me. I hate the entire world!!!!

friend: um...sorry to hear that?

ashley: it's okay! miley cyrus has the most awesome new song!!! this world we live in rocks!!!!

friend: ....
by Jennie Winterblock May 05, 2011
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110.
the name of a complete bitch cunt whore that doesn't shut the fuck up about how fucking rich she is.....loved by everyone

H-A-T-E-D by me.......also is a dumbass and needs to get her head checked....she needs to get a pole shoved up her ass as soon as possible.....>:3
~wow that girl is such an ashley, what a whore......

~I'd like to punch that ashley right in her fucking face so she isn't so 'perfect' anymore....>:3
by habalabalabalabalabalabalabach January 07, 2012
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111.
has tinny tits and no ass. trys to get into all the guys pants, shes a pro at that, partys alot and sleeps with everything she sees. not the most awesome mofo you'll ever meet. likes looking at dicks on chatroulete just for fun. not the sexiest girl you'll ever meet, likes it in the ass the most. is a crazy bitch.
boy 1: damn did you see Ashley, i wanna get into those pants because she's easy.

boy 2: that's old news i've already banged that shit

ashley: yeahh you fucked me real hard.
by ashley fucker December 05, 2011
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112.
Self-centered. Rarely cares about anyone's feelings but her own. Frivolous with money. Spends money on her own vanity while her debts go unpaid and her dependents lack necessities.
Ashley: I'm sick and tired of my feelings being hurt.

Witness: Why should you care if you know what the truth is?

Ashley: Because MY feelings are the only ones that matter.
by Theblindside71 November 23, 2011
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