| 15. | Grav | ||
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Either a homemade or store bought water bong that effectively conserves weed while providing a clear and intense high. Consists of a large, deep container capable of holding water, filled with cold water (example: bucket, beverage cooler, cooler, bathtub. For miniature gravs: large drink cup, larger empty food tins) and a smaller open-bottomed liquid capable container (example: 2-liter bottle with bottom cut off, Large sports-drink bottle with bottom cut off. mini grav: bottomless water bottle, etc). This smaller container is placed inside the initial larger container, with the water level rising to only a few inches below the mouthpiece of the bottle. The grav top is typically the screw-on top of the bottle with a hole cut out in the center and a small socket melted into the hole. The smoked substance (which is hopefully some lusicious heddies) is placed in the metal socket with a flame lit to it. As the user pulls the bottle upward out of the water very slowly, while holding the flame to the bud, the smoke is sucked downward from the socket, into the bottle, cooling slightly as it hits the water. The chamber should, if made correctly, fill with smoke as water is also pulled upwards in the bottle due to the suction. When the contents of the socket are burned to ash, the user unscrews the top of the bottle, and places their mouth to it whilst simulaneously slowly allowing the bottle to fall to the bottom of the bucket again, and inhales the delicious smoke as it is f... more...
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| 16. | Willard, Missouri | ||
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Willard, Missouri is located in Greene County and is about 10 miles outside of Springfield. The town has about 3,500 people and about that many students in the school district grades K-12. The school district consists of a high school built in 2006, a middle school(grades 7-8), an intermediate school(5-6) and 5 elementry schools that are K-4. The town has 1 grocery store called Murfin's Market, a Dollar General, a new library built in 2009, a Sonic Drive-In, McDonald's, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut and a few diners. The school district does into neighboring cities such as Ash Grove, Walnut Grove, and Springfield. Many of the people living in the Willard area are Rednecks and farmers. There is also an Aqua center that was completed in 2009. The city is very proud of it's sports team and the mascot is a black and white tiger. The band is a major part of the school and usually has about 250 members. The band is called "The Cutting Edge." There are about 1,500 students in the High School alone. The town has a large Mormon population. Also, a joke that goes around in it's high school is that people from Willard cannot count and is frequently used as excuses for things. Famous people from the Willard area are Jason Pyrah, B.J. Flores, Lori Endicott, and John Ashcroft. I drove through Willard, Missouri and couldn't get anything for lunch because all the band kids were out at lunch for band camp and it was an hours wait to get an order of fries from McDonald's.
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| 17. | Ashtré | ||
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Ashtré (ash-trey)
-Noun Someone on imgoth who has a high ego, acts like they know thing they do not really know and uses Google searches to try and pretend they know, always wants to be the center of attention and becomes jealous of anyone that appears to get more attention and think lots of girls want them when when in reality the think he's a loser. user1: I'm FUCKING Telly, girls think I'm a badass hacker.
user2: You're just a pathetic Ashtré and have to lie to girls about being a "badass hacker" to try to get with them. Only an Ashtré would do something that desperate, pathetic, and lame. Your failed concept of an idea was as simple as you thinking "If I make them think I'm a badass hacker I'm a get my dick sucked". You can try to pay a girl and she still wouldn't want your dick in her mouth for the fact that you're Ashtré, so pretending to be a hacker is fail from start Telly. |
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| 18. | satanic ritual | ||
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The act of consuming a large quanity of illegal drugs and drawing a pentagram on the floor of your living room out of ketchup or ash and stabbing a virgin in the face in the center of the pentagram while singing children songs backwards this is usually done at night in the company of stuffed animals and empty boxes the performer must have an erection the entire duration of the ritual to symbolize a "horn" and his closeness to the almighty dark lord. without the erection the entire ritual will fail and he will probably be arrested shortly after. Person #1: dude i fucked up my satanic ritual
Person #2: i'll pick up some viagra for you Person #1 thanks man your such a bro |
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