Assdouche

A person with the combined idiocy of being an ass, and a douche.

"You're not supposed to put the fork in the microwave along with your meal, you assdouche!"

Assdouche by M-O-W March 15, 2008

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assdump

1. A slow driver, elderly driver, one that pisses you off due to their slow nature.

2.Expletive used when you suck at Madden.

ASSDUMP!, lets move a litte faster!!!

Catch the F*ckin' ball assdump!

assdump by Evan Ackley December 19, 2005

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When that ass is addicting. Plain and simple.

A: Have you seen her booty lately?!
J: That booty is assdicting!

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The act of stringing up your cousin at a family gathering and engaging in anal sex with him or her. This act is continued by the entire family.

"We're having an Alabama Backwoods Assdangle this weekend. It should be fun my cousin is hot as shit."

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A type of ammo for tanks, full name is Armour-Piercing-Fin-Stabilized-Discarding-Sabot

Tank Commander to the loader - Load the APFSDS
Tank Loader - Yes sir!

APFSDS by BiggityBoy21 October 3, 2018

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When ur bored so you mash random letters on your computer.

btw congradulations on finding this.

asfsdfsadfasdg;lfdhg;ljfljg;jsadjgaiodsjgdkjfjhgsjldfgj idk what I am doing

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1. Possessing an exceptionally skilled posterior.

2. Ability to open doors with just one's ass.

John's hands were full but he needed to get through the door so he turned around and did the "clench and twist" and presto! Door open.

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