Asface Syndrome 

The condition in which a person exhibits symptoms of Asberger's Syndrome, but over a social networking site

i.e. Facebook

Nathan: My grandma just commented on that picture we took of that horse penis, but her comment was completely unrelated and awkward..

Alizah: Serious case of Asface Syndrome...

Asface Syndrome by Asface August 18, 2011

Ashface 

An otherworldy being that became human to transform and evolve our various art forms. She specializes in healing methods and the creation of beauty and meaningful art. She crafts masterpieces in order to anchor a higher level of conscious understanding for the humans. Her physical appearance shines with the illustrious glow of her thoughts, passion and creativity that push the boundaries of human expression.

Human: "Wow, this world is so doomed."
Earthling: "Don't worry, sunflowers grow here!"
Human: "What do you mean?"
Earthling: "It means that this planet is protected and has been marked
for accelerated evolution. It means that Ashface is here."

Ashface by followtheclouds_ February 28, 2015

Assface Syndrome 

(Noun): An Irreversible affliction in which the person(s) constantly pretend to be completely fine with a person/situation, but are going through the motions while being an extreme hater without revealing it. See: Bun boy and Coward.

Caligulis Abnormis: Where hast my ceremonial Butt plug gotten to, Tristan?

Tristan Longpeath: Find it yourself, i'm not your slave.

Caligulis Abnormis: Fine. (While walking away, says): Dickhead.

Tristan Longpeath: Seems you have a terminal case of Assface Syndrome.

Assface Syndrome by High Hiter October 6, 2018

assface magee 

Assface magee is the plan Z of your comebacks after you used every word in the dictionary to insult someone.

Bob: screw you and your faggoty mother.
Larry: oh yeah? fuck you assface magee.

assface magee by Mr.Noose October 21, 2013

President Assface 

Another rollicking, immature and well-deserved nickname for the 45th US President.

It’s becoming more and more difficult to listen to the stream of rank flatulence emerging from President Assface.

President Assface by Dr Bunnygirl February 17, 2019

Ashface 

A person who exudes confidence. An original human being who only spreads positivity...Often misunderstood, but loved to no end. Those who dislike/mock her are just envious of her personality and her ability to stand out without care of judgement. Someone who embraces their true nature, their love for creativity and love itself.

Find her online and read her amazing website dedicated to making the world a better place and making people smile.

"Hey look at this rock I just found."
"oh cool, that's actually a gem!"

"I'ma call it "Ashface""

Ashface by JLFoo October 19, 2012

Assface Syndrome 

(Noun): An Irreversible affliction in which the person(s) constantly pretend to be completely fine with a person/situation, but are going through the motions while being an extreme hater without revealing it. See: Bun boy and Coward.

Caligulis Abnormis: Where hast my ceremonial Butt plug gotten to, Tristan?

Tristan Longpeath: Find it yourself, i'm not your slave.

Caligulis Abnormis: Fine. (While walking away, says): Dickhead.

Tristan Longpeath: Seems you have a terminal case of Assface Syndrome.

Assface Syndrome by High Hiter October 6, 2018