Top Definition
A weird individual who constantly obseses about his car even though he hasn't been laid since Reagan was in office. Has no life and can't make a joke. Usually chubby and homely looking.
Wow. Brian is such an asento. We should get him a copy of W.O.W. so he doesn't have to phisically interact with anyone again.
by Xsris January 31, 2007

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