Asehole

A mysterious, virile guy who harbors some unusual fantasies. A lone wolf type who mates only with mysterious, beautiful girls. Not to be confused with an Asshole; the two are completely different.

Jen's boyfriend is a romantic Asehole.

Asehole by Vanilla Cat November 2, 2013

Asehole

The coolest guy You can find, usually by the bar or around back smokin a fatty. He's usually smokes weed. He makes his name known to the whole world in the most mysterious ways, Could even be though the internet....

I come here every night and this Asehole always got all the bitches and he's so damn cool... I hate my life..I wish i was him.

Asehole by Asehole October 14, 2009

Asehole

An internet meme for a typical pedophile on any and all message boards. A user becomes an ASEhole when it becomes obvious they have a special affection towards younger members of said forum.

"Spek you're being such an ASEhole today, quit flirting with those thirteen year old girls."

Asehole by von1945 July 21, 2009

asslol 

A person who constantly dribbles copious amounts of crap containing at least some degree of hilarity. It is has been hypothesised that said "asslols" subsist on a strict diet of both sausage lols and casserlol. It has also been surmised that as children they played mainly with lollerskates and barbie lols.

Asslol: My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli the other day...

Person: OMG really? That is so sad and unfortunate...

Asslol: Yeah... A strong currant pulled him in.

Person: Dude you are such a fucking asslol.

asslol by Shazz058 January 13, 2009

aseoluwa 

sexiest most beautiful person you may have ever met. they arent selfish and can fight .
they arent dead ballers either.

Aseoluwa is cool

aseoluwa by Ledeley November 20, 2020

Asslol 

That person who keeps sending you LOLcat pictures while you're trying to get work done.

"I've got to get this spreadsheet done but I can't because that asslol keeps sending me LOLcats every five minutes!"

Asslol by SiftinJeff April 22, 2009

ASLOL

A mocking term often used by the more elite people on the internet. This term insults newbie users who constantly spam chatrooms with "Hi. ASL?" age/sex/location. These type of people usually use AOL, and are far from intelligent.

"Hi. ASL?"
"OMGLOL!!11111"
"lol asl?/!1??!11"
"ASLOL?!!"

ASLOL by Milambit January 27, 2006