A New York based rap crew, stand for Always Strive and Prosper. Sometimes stylized as A$AP
ASAP Rocky is a member of ASAP.
by FauxTeenHoes December 01, 2011
As soon as anyone gives a damn (with a silent 'p')
Vickie asked that the manual go online ASAP.

After a good round of gossip, a cup of coffee and the requisite delay, the Tech Writer, to the relief of the mechanics, placed the manual online.
by IntlHotMale September 14, 2009
As Stoned As Possible.
CHRON 1: Yo, let's get ASAP this weekend.
CHRON 2: You know I'm down.
by JAHRASTAFARIII November 17, 2008
Act swiftly, awesome pachyderm
In the movie "Horton Hears a Who" Horton says ASAP stands for Act swiftly, awesome pachyderm.

A pachyderm is an elephant.
by Cattttttttttt December 19, 2009
As Slutty As Posible
Mom: LINIE! GET DOWN HERE ASAP!!!
Linie: AHHHHHH CHILD ABUSEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Mom: not again.
by linie's a hoe May 12, 2010
Another Stupid Ass Project.
Do this ASAP! I need this ASAP! Get this done ASAP! Do I look like I need ASAP?
by blackthorne56 December 05, 2005
ASAP is what an experienced cannabis smoker will tell an amateur smoker when he/she is ripping a bong. ASAP itself will stand for : As Slow As Possible, because at first when you start ripping a bong, you have to start off slow, where many inexperienced smokers pull to hard off the start and waste mass amounts of cannabis.
Carson: (starts rippin hard)

Jonny: NO MAN NO....GO ASAP...ASAP!!!!
by Tommmyyyy December 14, 2007
Already Sucking Another Penis
Ray Ray and I just broke up but I'm over him, I'm ASAP.
by DEuro November 02, 2007

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