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15.
One of the best tv shows from the UK screens!.
The best teen show ever.
Absolutely the best
"As If rocks!"
by minna no osama June 11, 2004
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16.
Two definitions are often in association with this word. The first of which is a Chump which simply put is someone who bails out on their friends. The second being the Blitz and as coined in How I Met Your Mother involves the "blitz" to leave the group of friends, causing the laws of awesomeness to increase 10 fold.
Damn that Asif leaving again... Oh shit Free Food & Hot Chicks today!!!!!
by Ghat09 December 12, 2010
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17.
2 words that a 7 year old boy in 1995 (i.e. me) DID NOT WANT TO HEAR FROM AN OLDER GIRL'S MOUTH!!!
ohhh, i hear it now. get me the shotgun
by KK December 30, 2004
25 83
 
18.
A wrinkly, tired old man. Doesn't sleep much. Also talks and laughs wayy too much for his own good. Is also a little bit of a perv!
Asif needs to sleep really badly!
by mkhan December 04, 2007
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19.
to be an ugly piece of shit
someone who can't find a girlfiend
someone who is lonely and is disgusting
Hey guys, look at that asif sitting in the corner
by Jonat March 28, 2008
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