|1.||As You Know|
May 29, 2010 Urban Word of the Day
A derogatory prepatory statement in a sentence used when telling someone something they should already know, but, in fact the author knows they do not.
As you know, gang leadership is run from the Prison Infrastructure.
A jugalette, as you may already know, is a female that's down with the clown. Juggalettes listen to groups such as Insane Clown Posse, Jumpsteady, Twiztid, Blaze ya dead homie, Psychopathic Rydas, Dark Lotus, and Boondox. All of these groups are on the record label known as Psychopathic Records. juggalettes will honor and take pride in their juggalo/juggalette family and won't take shit from anybody about it. There are a few things that need to be accomplished before you are officially dubbed as a juggalette though...1) You've had a Faygo shower. 2)you've been to an ICP concert. 3) your not afraid to stand up for your homies. 4)your down with the clown. But if some of these don't apply to you, don't worry, you can still be down with t...more...
Okay. Emos are a bunch of poser assholes. As you may already know by the 1,000+ definitions of "emo".
1. Ususally seen shopping at Hot Topic, Zumiez, or some other clothing store that is expensive and over indulgent on the whole stripes and skulls theme.
2. In need of a shower. Really badly.
3. Seen with their large groups of emo buddies even though though they say that they are "alone". Psh.
4. Found writing weakass "poems" about breaking up with their girlfriends. Half the WORLD's been there. And they got OVER it. You should too.
5. Stupid. Get a life.
6. Usually trying to pass off their feeble scratches on their wrists as a sign of their self-"mutilation".
7. Fucking preps of the night.
8. NOT COOL
And the list goes on and on...
Please note: Not all people who wear black, have long bangs, are depressed, or preform acts of self-mutilation on themselves are emo. They could like the color, the hair style, or are in some sort of maniac-depression.
Real life experiences:
Aiken: *outrageously funny joke*
Emo: I would laugh, but I can't show emotion.
Aiken: STFU bitch! *punch*
Here's some fun:
What do emo kids use as birth control? Their personalities.
What do you call 1000 emos at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.
|4.||Dixon Ticonderoga Pencil|
The greatest pencil to grace god's green Earth. No scantron or graph paper stands a chance if you use one of these bad boys.
A black version of the Ticonderoga is the rarest pencil known to man. It is the only pencil greater than the regulation color type. Removing one of these from the roof of a library is the equivalent of Arthur removing the sword in the stone. And, as you may already know, the Ticonderoga is mightier than the sword.
Jimmy Jam - Hey bros, do you have a writing utensil for this scantron test?
Johnny Ticonderoga - I got a Dixon Ticonderoga Pencil, but no, you can't borrow it.
Jimmy Jam - Oh, you dick!
Good Ol' New Canaan Right? No not right its actually kinda sad actually!! Lets see why hmmm..ino because the kids that live there don't respect the area in which they live!! They take every little thing for granted! They dont understand that people dream of being rich of course the kids there dont have to!! Why you may ask, because they dont know what a dream is because supposedly they are already living in it!! But that dream isnt all glitz and glamour as many people think!! No instead the kids living here have no lives so they waste themselves by getting high or drunk! But why would anyone do that when they have everything? Because they believe they really do have troubles!!! They think because they didnt get the car they asked for that their lives will end so they turn to some type of drug! Sad isnt it! For all the real people out their the glitz and glamour of the rich and famous isnt that great mainly, because they forget who they are, because they were never anyone to begin with!! For all you sad pathetic kids that live or go to a private school within new Canaan ask yourselves Why? Why the hell do you tear people apart not from each other but you tear those people apart from the inside out! I mean look at what you write about eachother!! Of course your too pathetic yourselves to face that person face to face!! For the neighboring towns dont be offend by the New Canaan High kids because they cant be that great because most of them were rejected by the Private Schools...more...
One of the few Oriental saints, recognized by the Catholic Church. He watches over some of the most annoying miscreants on mother earth, they are also known as "the never ending talkers" You may also know him as "SHUT THE FUCK UP"
One of our co-workers never did know quite when to shut his mouth, so we always tried to call on St Fu to intervene before we beat him like a red headed step child.
As you may already know fucken ugly is fugly, but sufugly is super fucken ugly hense the su-f-ugly.
Damn that bitch's sufugly.