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a common phrase used when describing an extremely rigid erection.
"wow, my girlfriend gave me a joyner last night and i was as stiff as an old man on a cold winter's night"
by Nick Meyer. April 01, 2008

Words related to as stiff as an old man on a cold winter's night

boner cold erection. old man stiff winter