Commonly used exclamation, typically amongst Sixth Formers, used in a sarcastic manner when faced with a situation that they either love or hate.
Ie, they shout "as if", often repeated by the action it is suggested they partake in, and exclaim whether they will or will not do it, and whether they love or hate it!
Can also be used if something is completely true, but you would like to draw more attention to it.
Cassie: Are you going to LeedsFest this year?
Jordyn: As If I can't go to LeedsFest! HATE THAT!Lameass
Are you going to LeedsFest this year?
: No, but Tom is.
: Ahhhh! As If I hate that so much!
Monique: As if we're going to Paris in two weeks. Oh wait. We are.. LOVE THAT!
Made popular by the movie CLUELESS staring Alicia Silverstone.
Meaning: I'm definetly not going to do that / not into that/ don't beleive that / etc.
If a guy tells me he knows I'm in love with him (but I think he's a total loser), then I say to him "AS IF!"
a term used to describe the masters of the art of sexual pleasure. Trained to perfection at all sex positions and sex styles.
Whoa! look at those asifs over there! i wish they notice me, my boyfriend is a pussy when it comes to sex
an expression of utter repulsion and or disqust. to be said when thourougly annoyed.
"the sales guy came up to me, and was like, we have the best polyester pants! and i told him loud and clear "as if" and then i walked out the door"
an expression used to display disbelief
Its an Arabic name Meaning "Riches" "one with alot of money"
my name is asif
Meaning cant belive
Omg...Tod said I was ugly,as if...