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1. Stella artois
Cold ass shit from Belgium! (Good shit)
It Makes you drunk,strong and brave...
You might even fight a nigga or 2!
Very expensive.....
Loved by black people such as myself.
stella artois! My way of life!
Me; Man after a few stella's i beated th living fuck out of that mexican!
Mike; Yea well....he's back standing in front of your door and he brought his 25 cousins with him..
Me; Holy shit!......Got some Stella???
Mike; Ah here it is...sweet Stella Artois,our saviour!
2. Menage Artois
Getting fucked on stong continental lagers.
It was only supposed to be a quick pint, but it turned into a menage artois...
3. Starling
A 1:1 mixture of Stella Artois and Carling. Starling.
Barman: What can I get for you tonight, good sir?
Patron: Why, I think I shall have a drop of Starling!
Barman: Starling? Isn't that a bird?
Patron: No, my dear man! Tis' a mixture of Stella Artois and Carling in a 1 to 1 ratio!
Barman: ... Why?
4. Fighting Fuel
A nickname for Stella Artois. Its origins come from British drinking culture. Copious consumption of Stella will make someone more violent than if they were drinking any other brand of lager.
Murphy drank some Fighting Fuel. Now he is barred from every pub in town.
5. Mr Silk
A nickname given to someone who is suave and charming to almost legendary proportions. Particularly apt if individual in question has been known to attract such specemins as scabby 17 year old tracksuit wearing chavs, whose only career prospects are that they might be promoted to toilet duty if they work hard for five years.

Also known to attract older women.

When drunk, however, a potential Mr Silk must lose his posh accent, not to mention the suave, and utter such classic lines as "Look at her arse" whilst drinking copious amounts of Stella Artois.

Particularly good nick-name if your potential Mr Silk is a Ginger.
Mr Silk: "Do you come here often?"
Victim: "Ah, Mr Silk, Thou playest me like a lute."
6. wifebeater
A British and Irish Slang term for "Stella Artois" Lager.
Comes frm a scene in "A streetcar named Desire" wherin the main character calls after his wife "stella" after violently beating her.
3 quid for a bottle of wifebeater?!?
7. Bella
n. British rhyming slang for the popular and very strong (5.2% abv) Belgian lager, Stella Artois. Generally used by the politically-correct or mild-mannered public house frequenteur, because the better-known synonym for Stella Artois in the UK is wifebeater.
Barman: What'll it be?
Barfly 1: What's cheap?
Barman: Carling, Foster's...
Barfly 2: Don't get cheap on me, you tightwad! Two pint of Bella, please.
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