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1. Inside Tweeting
When you have so many followers on Twitter that you can exploit them with any tweet about your stock portfolio, creating artificial demand and causing prices to skyrocket, making you tons of money.
50 Cent's inside tweeting about H&H Import creating a jump from $0.10 to $0.39 per share:

"HNHI is the stock symbol for TVG there launching 15 different products. they are no joke get in now."
2. Busybodying
Verb - To busybody. Busybodying refers to the cumulative actions and behaviours of a person who wishes to involve themselves unnecessarily in the affairs of others.
Someone who busybodies can often use this as a way of making themselves artificially busy, or making themselves appear more popular and in demand than is in fact the case.
Someone busybodying will often appear psyched and flustered by other people's lives despite there being no obvious cause for their excitement.
Whilst most of these people feel the need to busybody due to something lacking in their own lives, occasionally their motives can be to manipulate or gain control over an 'empire'.
The government has been accused of political busybodying by Germany's Minister of Foreign Affairs.
3. Toadery
(n.) 1. the general act of being a toad; 2. the act of not being real with oneself and instead committing oneself to actions of degrading others and preventing others from expressing themselves either by forceful law or empty demand. 3. Conforming to the general will of the population without and before first defining oneself or developing one's own position. 4. The act of "saving face." To be used in a situation where a toad (n.) is acting according to a toad's general conforming, face-saving, manipulative, or expectantly insecure/demanding nature.
"The presidential candidates during the presidential debate demonstrated such a high degree of toadery that I could not discern a positional difference between either of them." or "Stop with the toadery already, I want the real you!" or "If you do not stop being a toad and quit with your lies and demands of me ...your toadery, I'm going to leave you."
4. Human Herbivore
The human herbivore was designed to live on earth as an integral part of nature. He has become estranged from nature by a culture 'artificially scripted' by extremely ancient temple communities.

These societies determined at some point in their evolution to produce a class of humans capable of violence to protect them and guard their treasures. They set about to define cultural mores that would insure that captured children raised inside these artificial reality cultures would never be able to learn the truth of their naturally peaceful and attuned natures.

They raised them to kill small animals; consume flesh; war with each other; be competitive in all matters; never speak truthfully and never assume that anyone else was unless they were authority figures.

They taught them that only discipline should be trusted, mind over matter (meaning over ones natural instincts), that 'nature' was cruel, that only artificial engineering could insure comfort and peace...

But mostly they taught them to always look to a leader and listen to nothing else. They instituted a culture of rewards and punishments and were able to create desensitized warriors that could kill on demand.

These meat-eating creatures, who other temple members considered something of a monstrosity, were kept isolated from the rest of society. Their creation also brought about the need for the creation of strict castes so that the greater society would not be polluted by their conditioned and violent na...
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5. Human Herbivore
The human herbivore was designed to live on earth as an integral part of nature. He has become estranged from nature by a culture 'artificially scripted' by extremely ancient temple communities.

These societies determined at some point in their evolution to produce a class of humans capable of violence to protect them and guard their treasures. They set about to define cultural mores that would insure that captured children raised inside these artificial reality cultures would never be able to learn the truth of their naturally peaceful and attuned natures.

They raised them to kill small animals; consume flesh; war with each other; be competitive in all matters; never speak truthfully and never assume that anyone else was unless they were authority figures.

They taught them that only discipline should be trusted, mind over matter (meaning over ones natural instincts), that 'nature' was cruel, that only artificial engineering could insure comfort and peace...

But mostly they taught them to always look to a leader and listen to nothing else. They instituted a culture of rewards and punishments and were able to create desensitized warriors that could kill on demand.

These meat-eating creatures, who other temple members considered something of a monstrosity, were kept isolated from the rest of society. Their creation also brought about the need for the creation of strict castes so that the greater society would not be polluted by their conditioned and violent na...
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6. Democrat
You are a good democrat if:


1. You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.

2. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

3. You have to believe that guns, in the hands of law-abiding Americans, are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology, in the hands of terrorists.

4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.


5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate and that huge ball of fire in the sky, and more affected by yuppies driving SUVs.

6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.

7. You think a mother has a right to kill an innocent 5 month fetus because her pregnancy would interfere with her career, but feel we shouldn't put to death the man who raped and murdered 14 women.

8. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.

9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists from Seattle do.

10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

11. You have to believe that racism is horrible unless it is against a white person then it is encouraged.

12. You feel that being convicted of treason is an infringement on you...
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7. HINDU
On Ganesh festival in whole India, especially coastal Maharashtra million tones of idols of obese hindu lord ganesh are ceremoniously thrown into rivers Arabian sea. Idols are made of calcium carbonate silica compounds causing great threat to life of organisms fishes causing destruction avoidable pollution reduction in Biological Oxygen Demand BOD. Hindus are continuing with their foolish religious practices ganesh was mythological god son of ascetic Shiva, was beheaded by his Father lord Shiva when he (Ganesh) stopped father (shiva) from approaching his mother parvati who was taking her bath..-During whole night of diwali festival in October each every Hindu blast trillion tones of Crackers small bombs chanting‘BOMB BOMB BOLAY’ at rooftops of houses poisonous hydrocarbons into air frightening animals birds noise pollution Scientists say cow dung passing gas belches as source of major main green house gas -methane into air causing global warming. However Hindus foolishly claim cow as flawless pious mother, drink its urine neglecting other milk giving animals.-During festival holi hindus throw color powder on each others everyone going in streets even forcibly in shameless uncivilized manner. Several tones of artificial powder colors made of harmful prohibited chemicals go down into drains sever causing soil water pollution besides waste of millions of money. It is sheer irony of situation that at this time 35 percent of hindu in India are living below poverty line.
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