Urtification 

Flogging oneself with a fresh nettle plant

ancient treatment for relief of illnesses such as chronic rheumatism, lethargy, coma, paralysis, typhus, and cholera.

Fred: nettles, I must have more nettles!

Jim: I think you have a bad case of urtification.. don't do anything rash

Fred: aaaaaaahhhhhh!

Urtification by gnomelovesducky January 15, 2012

Fartification 

noun - A well placed or well timed fart that strengthens or defends one's position.

I was going to the kitchen to get another beer, but David's fartification was too formidable.

I asked Robert what he thought about my opinion and his fartification was more poignant than his words.

Fartification by onehandcrabbing November 29, 2011

alertification

An alert specifically set up to let you know of a notification.

I am going to set up an Alertification to Reezys videos, brah

alertification by Pastores January 11, 2017

Autofication 

An autofication is an automated notification received when an event happens. An SMS message as a delivery receipt, or an email from a company that your order has shipped.

I just received the autofication that my order was ready.

Autofication by Factor67 January 23, 2020

Assification 

The process by which you assify something.

The act of overdoing something to the point it where you have created crap.

Thanks for the complete assification of that poster.

Now that the assification is complete wait and see it all go to hell.

Assification by XpideR G August 6, 2009

artifaction 

1. Appearance
2. Physical appearance, especially when pleasing.
3. A distinctive, unified manner of dress or fashion.

Kiko: The artifaction for this fall will be...this 1700s Kabuto Samurai Hat
Fashion guru: So garish!
Kiko: Quiet!

artifaction by Kiko July 18, 2004

assification 

the misuse by UCLA professors of the term "acidification" during academic lectures on concerning the pH of ocean water.

the gradual increase in obtaining ass

oceans continue to assify

increased assification in the oceans

assification by Thailand sustainable wildcard July 13, 2009