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antigoogle

A name that has the property that whenever one googles it, one will get results for something completely different that has the same name.
I'm going to name my band "web". Yeeah, that's so antigoogle.

I'm going to name my software "awesome". Good luck googling that!

What's a good name for a programming system? I know, Mozart! Brilliant!

What's an antigoogle? Let me google the definition for that. Oh, snap.
antigoogle by WingsOfLOL July 17, 2011
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assgoogle 

Assgoogle is an asshole who, instead of giving people information that they easily could have, they tell everyone to "google it" They're also a smart ass about it.
'Hey dude, you're an I.T guy, what is an IP address?"

"Oh that's easy, google it"

And that is an assgoogle.
assgoogle by Rachet Clank November 2, 2013

autogoogle

Verb: The act of looking yourself up on Google, to see, for the sake of your ego, how many websites appear relating to you. One types in their full name in quotation marks. Works well if you have an unusual name, and badly for a common name!
"I autogoogled the other day, and over 100 sites came up. I must be really cool!"
autogoogle by Matt Sperrin May 16, 2006

autogooglephobia 

Fear of googling oneself. From the Greek auto (self) and phobos(fear).
I knew my article would be online, but I did not look for it due to my autogooglephobia.
autogooglephobia by Autophobe December 6, 2011

Antegooglewhackblatts

The word with the least search results on google
"Bro, I wonder what has the least amount of search results on google"
"Look up Antegooglewhackblatts"

agoogleynomanomacron

A book sort of that exists only in the minds of higher intellects that bares semblance to the book of the dead but not at all
Dude don't try to use the agoogleynomanomacron against me.

Autogoogle

1) Verb; The act of automatically typing "www.google.com" into your browser, instead of the website you actually wanted, because you are so accustomed to using Google for everything.

2) Noun; the internet equivalent of being in 'autopilot', being in 'autogoogle' causes you to navigate to Google without even thinking about it.
1) "Ahh man, my friend asked me to read her blog but I autogoogled and ended up searching through pictures of LOLcats for 3 hours... goddamit"

2) A - "FML, I wanted to check my Facebook but I typed in Google's address instead - it must be embedded in my brain or something!

B - "Nah, you're just in autogoogle"
Autogoogle by Claro90 April 6, 2011