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Someone who is incapable of making or understanding art.
You can't draw, paint, or paper mache for shit!

you are such an artard..
by punch!uation December 12, 2010
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A person who when gets extremely intoxicated does extremely stupid stuff
Cameron was being an artard when he tackled that cop outside the bar
by 89redneck April 01, 2009
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Someone who is a freakin retard. This person will probably try to fish in a 2 inch deep creek.
Guy1: I ran into a wall

Guy2: Youre such an Ar Tard
by JAY-V 13 November 08, 2011
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oh my goodnes you are such an artard!
by samantha chick a dee September 15, 2009
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12
a better word for retard (can be taken more offensively)
As someone tells a lame story... you wisper to your friend "what an artard!"
by B.zee August 23, 2008
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13
a cocktail weenie wrapped in part of a croissant, similar to a "pig in a blanket," but made with a smaller hot dog-type product and no cheese
Mark ate so many artards at the party that he couldn't stay out of the bathroom that night.
by magruder November 07, 2006
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a person that acts like he/she don't having any sense.
leave me alone you artard
by amanda1983 March 11, 2008
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