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16.
Artards are litte people who try to be big and insult other people but fail miserably...like little Aimee's
Aimee is an Artard at life.
by Brandon Meyer December 14, 2007
 
1.
A retard as mentioned in South Park. Complete moron, absolute idiot.
You are such an artard!
by Mike the PIUMP March 10, 2003
 
2.
An inncorect way to spell /r/-tard which is a reference to certain people on the 4-chan boards. Referenced in South Park and correctly spelled if you had captions on.
Stan: I am socializing /r/-tard(artard). I'm on an MMORPG gaining XP with my friends using Team Speak!

Randy: ....I'm not an /r/-tard(artard).
by Dude#10230213 November 20, 2006
 
3.
a retard compared to other retards; qualities of extreme stupidity
John is such an artard!
by jose santos March 06, 2005
 
4.
a person of significant stupidity; one who give the impression he is a retard
That artard just drove the wrong way down the street.
by w dawg March 04, 2004
 
5.
Someone who is a freakin retard. This person will probably try to fish in a 2 inch deep creek.
Guy1: I ran into a wall

Guy2: Youre such an Ar Tard
by JAY-V 13 November 08, 2011
 
6.
A reatard to a more extreme level. A dumbass or idiot.
"chris you are such an ar-tard."
by sp12345 August 20, 2008
 
7.
Someone who doesn't know/understand what it is like to be an artist or their work.
Person #1: *looking at artwork* Hey! How come this person has no legs?

Person #2: Because it's not finished...

Person #3: Wow. What an Artard.
by Emilye February 17, 2011