A pretentious individual who, although eventually graduating, never fully leaves the post pubescent mentality of a college student.
Consumed by the fear that if they are not individual and uniquely superior they are wasting away. They will go to great lengths to scoff at and insult finely dressed people for selling out to consumerism as they frequent forty dollar indie rock concerts with people half their own age and accessorize their second hand image with the latest in technical gadgetry.
They will always to a fault:
Use the metrics system in an inappropriate manner
They will be blatantly disdainful toward American sports and in turn cling desperately cling to soccer.
No picture can be taken without a special feature to demonstrate their superior eye. Altered states of perspective, lighting, and definitely in black and white.
We can't all like sport. I happen to have found a way to express my feelings through painting. I never claimed to be an empiricist. I'm an art fag, so sue me.
David and Harry tended not to talk to Sarah and Gab in Maths. They were always being art fags and talking about Dali or Oils vs. Watercolors or whatever. David hated them for being art fags. And cause they never did math.
me: ????? looking at a picture of a sidewalk and confused
art fag: ITS FUCKING EPIC RIGHT!! I had to show you!!!