The art of drilling a hole in your Girlfriends spine and ejaculating on the vertebrae to form an unbreakable bond what can never be broken.
Girlfriend : I'm leaving you for an African
Boyfriend : No way bitch your vertebrae is mine forever we made a bond so suck my penny whistle!
Girlfriend : You win lets fuck each others knee caps.
Spinal Branding is for life, not for African's...
A practitioner of the ancient art of Camera Ninjutsu, the art requires the martial arts sneak into every photo unnoticed and hiding in the background. When becoming a Camera Ninja the fighter must partake in a blood oath swearing that they will be in a photo everytime one is taken in their vicinity, if the oath is broken it will require some form of Seppuku but using a Camera instead of a knife. Camera Ninjas have super ninja powers, such as the ability to sense the moment a camera is lifted, predicting the best angle with the current lighting, super speed to get to the picture in time and many more. Camera Ninjutsu can also be fought as a sport (known to some as Shotokan Camera Ninjutsu) in the sport the fighters are given points based on the style of their Ninjutsu; extra points being given for proper attire (E.g GIs, Camera Lens Shurikens, Tripod Bo Staff etc). While not fully acknowledged by the Camera Ninja Elders, Shotokan Camera Ninjutsu is quite popular in Japan, China, Laos, The Russian Federation, Wales, Botswana and England. While it was not featured in the more recent Olympics, word has it that it might feature in the next as a new sport.
Sam: Dude is that a Ninja in the back of our photo
Kris: Camera Ninja actually, those guys are sneaky motherfuckers.
the extreme variation of a "hipster". also known as- the radical hipster
i went to this rhipster party last night: there was enough second-hand smoke to devastate the cast of mad men, and satisfiable amounts of referencing to david lynch films that would impress even the most pretentious of scoffing gypsies.
hipster, radical hipster, scenester, gypsy, vintage clothing, unfiltered-cigarettes and the opposition of belmonts, second-hand opinions, pretentious, arguments for the sake of arguments, trying really hard not to care (and caring), religious views based off of day-time tv, misunderstood symbol-tattoos, photography, frugal lifestyles, vegetarianism, veganism, dim-lighting, modernism, post-modernism, candles, broken things, dirty, things found in alleys, people found in alleys, starving your pets, sass, philosophy majors, "artists", like to p(art)y
|88.||Sequim High School|
A high school with the worst teachers ever (maybe 3 actually want to help kids learn). School colors are purple & gold, & there are about 1000 kids, which can be broken into 6 groups:more...
1. "Hicks"-drive shitty trucks & wear carhartt, but actually live in Sunland along a plush golf course or in a multimillion dollar house on Bell Hill, & they've never worked a day in their lives.
2. Real rednecks-live in mobile homes & legitimately can only afford old pickup trucks. Their parents often are loggers, or own a tiny local business.
3. Jocks-think they are the shit, & act like they are better than everyone. They drink & take ecstasy & fuck each other, &are going to end up prostitutes & pizza delivery men.
4. Goth-crave attention from everyone,& like to spread rumors about being pregnant, raped, abused, or suicidal. No one cares.
5. Hippie/art freaks-force their strange political views on you &smell like weed & sex, & most are really ugly.
6. Punks-do all drugs,all the time,never come to class, hang out at halfblock, play in a band, smoke cigs like they're the shit, & people forget they even exist. You run into them at safeway & go "holy shit, you're still alive?woah. I heard you went to rehab for meth, then failed at stealing from walmart & went to juvi, then you got out &moved to silverdale where you died in a gang fight cuz you think you're fuckin tupac. woah."
The term used to generalize a pregnant woman who is also a slacker. The disease results in the mother giving birth to slacker children. While in the womb, the fetus(es) brains are genetically altered and programmed with the art of procrastination and slacking through the bond of the obilical cord. This results in the child being lazy, a procrastinator, and a slacker
This bond can only be broken through the process of hard work of the mother while the child is in the womb or disconnecting the bond between child and mother where the mother can still slack but the child learns to excel.
If you participate in being a slacker while being pregnant you will have slacker children. The term used for this behavior is: slacknant.
|90.||Cornerstone Music Festival|
Only the greatest music festival in existence! Cornerstone Festival is held on June 30 until July 3rd in Bushnell, Illinois. Their are a BUNCH of bands that play at Cornerstone but bands vary by each year. Some of the bands that have played in the past are Flatfoot 56, Switchfoot, Anberlin, The Chariot, White Collar Sideshow, Red, Skillet and a BUNCH more. If you are anywhere close to Bushnell, Illinois you should DEFINETLY try and go to Cornerstone!
Some of the bands that played at Cornerstone Music Festival this year...more...
Brian "Head" Welch
Robbie Seay Band
The Letter Black
War of Ages
White Collar Sideshow
The Farewell Drifters
Glenn Kaiser Band
40 Day Journey
A Life At War
A Life Set Apart
A Plea for Purging
The Air On Everest
Anchor & Braille
As Hell Retreats
Ben + Vesper
Call To Preserve
Campbell The Band
Close Your Eyes
The Color Morale
Crush The Enemy
Daughters of Exile
Destroy Nate Allen
Don't Wake Aislin
Glen Clark & The Family
The Great Commission
I The Breather
In The Midst Of Lions
Jeff Elbel + Ping
The Last Hope
Lauren Mann And The Fairly Odd Folk
The Lost Dogs
Man Made Hell
Massive Scar Era
Men As Trees Walking
Mike Mains & The Branches
Ocean Is Theory
Oh Sister, Oh Brother
"Lady" is a Title that defines an Elegant Gracious Loving Woman who uses Etiquette and Diplomacy in both Public and Private Matters".more...
Her Beauty comes from within.
She has a firm bridle on her emotions and conducts herself with wisdom.
She is humble and she is assertive; using discernment and patience in all things.
With her faults and mistakes she rises up in humility and perseverance. She apologizes when realizing a mistake or causing offense.
She does so because a lady meets each days demands as appropriately as she can with whatever internal and external resources she has available to her on any given day.
She is considerate and loving to her partner and others.
Neither ascetic nor selfish. She's not opinionated as her evaluations and conclusions are based on facts after careful observations. She is respectful. Intelligent, honest, humorous, down to earth, gentle, delicate yet strong.
She is forgiving and does not seek ill will in her heart or with her tongue.
She dresses modestly without drawing to much attention to herself and especially not to her feminine charms. She is tactful, strategic and careful. She recognizes the importance of not overworking herself or becoming solely reliant on herself.
She assists the destitute.
She is not afraid of life and wakes up every day to work . She is not self important but rather has a healthy sense of self-esteem. Money and superficiality do not motivate her decisions or treatment of others.