arsecandle 

Term of abuse coined by Chris Morris, creator of The Day Today and Brass Eye

You complete wankstains, you utter bunch of arsecandles

arsecandle by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

arsewangle 

An unfortunate predicament

Oh my, we're stuck in traffic, that's a bit of an arsewangle

arsewangle by Bazwaldo the great July 9, 2003

asswaddle 

An asswaddle is a penguin with a large juicy cock up its ass.

"Look at that asswaddle over there. It has a dick in it's anus!"

asswaddle by Xx_bigdaddycock_xX March 1, 2018

arsecandle 

Similar to Hopi Ear-candles in function. These inexpenive and 'scented' candles use heat to draw faeces along their hollow shaft.

"I feel constipated, have you seen the Arsecandles?"

arsecandle by Gav and the meat-cleavers December 5, 2003

arsecandles 

A frustrated exclamation.

"Hey Joe, your computer's just crashed."
"Arsecandles!"

arsecandles by antony December 17, 2004

arsecandle 

someone who looks like they've got a candle up their arse, or would certainly enjoy the experience

dave you fucking arsecandle!

arsecandle by JB October 25, 2003