arse rape

Anal sex with violence.

I'm going to arse rape you.

arse rape by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

ArseRaptor 

A comedy fanatic who commonly has delusions of grandure, even though he/she has acheived something spectacular in the field of comedy/youtube in general.

Many common misconceptions include the idea that 'ArseRaptor' means a lad who likes taking wenches up the rear, or even some gay guy who does dudes up the 'arse'. These are obscenities, and such definitions of 'ArseRaptor' should be frowned upon.

Random citizen: "Have you seen any of ArseRaptor's videos?"
Random citizen's friend: "Of course."

Loyal youtuber: "ArseRaptor's videos are awesome!"

ArseRaptor by REALArseRaptor August 7, 2012

Arse Rape

Means getting ripped off big time.

"In New Zealand dairy products are expensive because Fonterra arse rape us", Electricty is expensive because power companies arse rape us"

Wages are low because employers arse rape us" and of course taxes are very high because the Government arse rape us big time!!

Arse Rape by Dan Ranga September 17, 2011

Ghostly Dildo Arse Rape 

A vow made by a someone in response to a death threat from a friend, where he promises, if the death threat is carried out, to haunt them, and anally rape them with a dildo in their sleep.

Joe: 'I'm going to aim the fireworks at you tonight.'
Luke: 'If you do, I will Ghostly Dildo Arse Rape you!'
Joe: 'There's no way a ghost could arse rape a human in there sleep.'
Luke: 'Just you wait.'

Ghostly Dildo Arse Rape by ghostrape November 3, 2009

Arse rape

To devour with speed and accuracy.

After drinking vodka and redbull all night, Susie arse raped a pizza, much to the amazement of Victoria!

Arse rape by SusieSusieSue August 12, 2009

arsegrapes 

Arsegrapes (n), inflamed veins around the Arse Hole.

Eeh sid, me arsegrapes are killing in this cold weather.

arsegrapes by tommus March 9, 2006

arseaperture 

The scientific term for "asshole". Using it anywhere but the Internet may instigate the "roughing up" of your own.

KeighleyX8: Michelle "accidentally" tapped her SUV into my Mini's bumper.
ZzLindseyzZ: Gawds, she is such an arseaperture.

arseaperture by Arelim April 23, 2008