arsebadger 

1. The sort of large dark furry turd with a deceptively slener head that causes a painful dilation of the anus when expelled.

2. Any situation, task or individual known to cause similar levels of discomfort.

Arsebadgers! b3ta.com is on the block list.

That's a right arsebadger.

arsebadger by manta May 22, 2003

ARSEMONGER 

Noun , meaning seller of arse. Monger used as in fish monger, iron monger. One who sells arse, a pimp

Goodness ! , these goes that horrible arsemonger, he's not a nice person at all.

ARSEMONGER by Dr Lingus January 4, 2008

Arselander 

The steward of a Football Fans Forum that fixes and manipulates polls to make it look like the fans voted for him so he appears the most likeable member of that forum when really he's just an arsewipe....

Forum Member: Who do you think will win the 'Most Likeable Fan of the Year Award'...?

Other Forum Member: Don't make no difference, That Arselander, Forever-CAFC, will only fiddle the results anyway...

Arselander by Red-Zed333 June 20, 2009

Arselander 

When a man ejaculates on another man's arse then rubs his face in it , this is thought to have originated in a Retirement Home in Sunderland , North East England

Bobby : Im gonna Arselander you....

Arselander by Kerry Katona June 18, 2009

arsewrangler 

A slang term for someone who is homosexual.

God, Myrathi, you are such an arsewrangler.

arsewrangler by Arcturus Nova October 9, 2003

arsewanker 

A name for someone who is a general cunt

Oi Karmel you arsewanker

arsewanker by Wys1269 February 11, 2019

arsebadgers 

secretive creatures of which the only visible evidence is the scuff marks they leave on the inside of your keks

'fucking hell look at the skidmarks in them keks you dirty arsed cunt'
'wern't me mate, 'twer't arsebadgers'

arsebadgers by spong May 2, 2003