arsetrocity

A turd so unspeakably vile that the very act of committing it may be, under certain conditions, deemed a War Crime by the U.N.
Main characteristics of an arsetrocity include extensive skidmarks, a hanging and unbearable smell that takes long time to go away, extreme pebble-dashing and giving the bathroom the general air of the aftermath of a Nuclear/Biological/Chemical attack

"Man, I'd stay outta the bathroom for a while, I just committed an Arsetrocity" declared Paul, after he'd graced the shitter with his presence following a heavy night on the Guinness
skidmarks pebbledash [Guinness} poop stink

arsetrocity by Gulpnu October 26, 2015

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arsefodder

noun: a complete and total loser at life.

taylor: hey man have you talked to ray lately?
marc: fuck no! that guy has never had a girlfriend, doesn't drive, is 37 and still lives at home. hes a total arsefodder!

arsefodder by the storm drains May 25, 2009

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arsetroll

a small imp-like creature that dwells within the bowells of over-weight welsh men often causing them irritation of the sphinctre.
often used to describe an irritating person, most commonly over-weight, welsh men as they are most insulted by it.

fuck off you arsetroll!
he is such a little arsetroll

arsetroll by Matthew the great July 27, 2004