arsefodder 

noun: a complete and total loser at life.

taylor: hey man have you talked to ray lately?
marc: fuck no! that guy has never had a girlfriend, doesn't drive, is 37 and still lives at home. hes a total arsefodder!

arsefodder by the storm drains May 25, 2009

Arselord 

Someone so unbelieveably gay that no other word could describe them. Someone so camp and faggy that a new term had to be invented

Fuck sake, He's being such an Arselord!

Arselord by p0rn0rphan April 21, 2009

taking my arse for a piss 

Explosive, liquid diarrhea.

Example
Vince: "You've been in there for a while!"
Nelson: "Heavy night last night, just taking my arse for a piss!"
Vince: "I'll avoid trap two"

taking my arse for a piss by ShitDemon January 8, 2015

arseferret 

1. A small furry animal that enjoys arses.
2. A reasonably mild cuss involving an animal.

"Gah, arseferret. I dropped the cheese."

arseferret by Marion H. September 17, 2005

arsefarmer 

What Pirate is. Someone who farms arses.

Pirate is an arsefarmer.

arsefarmer by directed July 22, 2008

arsetorch 

1. An excessively annoying person, prone to verbal outbursts that add little or no value to the conversation.
2. A torch used by proctologists.

"Shut the fuck up, Frank, you fucking arsetorch! I'm sick of your anal shining!"

arsetorch by Kyelin September 13, 2006

arsetorch 

1. An excessively annoying person, prone to verbal outbursts that add little or no value to the conversation.
2. A torch used by proctologists.

"Shut the fuck up, Frank, you fucking arsetorch! I'm sick of your anal shining!"

arsetorch by Kyelin September 17, 2008