ArseCunt 

Someone that is so obnoxious and rude, has a very high opinion of themselves in a pompous way are an Arsecunt. In addition, it’s a better insult that supersedes just calling someone a cunt.

An Arsecunt is both an anus hole and Vagina in one that has been damaged beyond recognition due to being pummelled and the skin between the anus hole and vagina has gone.

Why are you such an Arsecunt James? You are just an awful human and everything that comes out of your mouth is awful.

ArseCunt by seojoe June 12, 2024

arsecutlery

A painfully sharp fart.

"i say georgina i just trumped a hamper of arsecutlery, my ringpiece feels like you've had at it with the crimping shears"

arsecutlery by imbecile July 22, 2007

Arse-Cunt 

(US ass-cunt)
Noun

An arse-cunt is when a woman's vagina or anus is split so that the two together form one hole. This can either happen after childbirth or poorly lubricated anal sex (and possibly vaginal if the penis is too large).

Other words for arse-cunt include 'vagarsehole', 'vagibum', 'pussybottom', 'bum-snatch' and 'poonanus'

John and Sophie decided to have anal sex with using any KY, so her anus ripped open, creating an arse-cunt.

After going through 18 hours of labour, trying to push the overweight baby out of her body, Linda ending up with an arse-cunt.

Arse-Cunt by the dave machine July 12, 2009

Arsebunting 

Noun: No matter how hard some people may try there may be tiny little bits of fecal matter or lavatory paper that remain fluttering in the anal breeze, like little flags or bunting. Used to describe the items themselves in a literal sense, similar to winnets and clinkers. Also may be used in a derogatory and insulting fashion to describe something/someone as worthless/unclean and pointless. Arsebunting (UK English) Assbunting (US English).

OMG!!! look at the arsebunting on that sheep/pig/horse/dog/child

Arsebunting by pbdrivers November 20, 2011

slit-arse cunt

A term which originated in Nova Scotia meaning beyond evil ... a supreme cunt, see Ann Coulter

That ugly, slit-arse cunt is so vile she couldn't give a dog a bone!

slit-arse cunt by Tone 18 March 19, 2007